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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 25, 2007 / 13 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Buffalo Bills player Kevin Everett continued his miraculous recovery from a neck injury and doctors said he's making steady progress. The fans in Buffalo watch the news daily. Everyone is praying that Kevin Everett walks again and that O.J. Simpson doesn't.


Barry Bonds told his online readers Friday he'll be sad to leave San Francisco after the Giants cut ties. Life is so easy for him there. Every week the Sparkletts guy comes by his house on Nob Hill and drops off a five-gallon bottle of clean urine.


Floyd Landis was supported by his home Amish community after his Tour de France forfeit Thursday. They don't drink, smoke, drug or have sex outside of marriage. The Amish live a lifestyle just like a movie star if he's recovering on all cylinders.


Britney Spears's car grazed a Mercedes-Benz station wagon in a parking lot Friday and she sped away. She's lucky no one was hurt. With all the foreclosures, more and more people in Los Angeles are living in their Mercedes-Benz station wagons.


Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke to the U.N. about climate change on Monday. He would be a fine president but the foreign-born are banned from the job by the Constitution. Arnold must feel so singled out, considering how we are ignoring the rest of the thing.


Democrats held a debate in Iowa Thursday sponsored by AARP. The candidates all claim they can save Social Security without cutting benefits. The only way to do that is for the government to agree with Baby Boomers that sixty-five is the new forty.


J. Walter Thompson ad agency released an eye-popping survey Friday showing that twenty percent of Americans are giving up sex to spend more time online. It's a new world. Half of eHarmony's business now is fixing people up with new computers.


Utah polygamist and breakaway Mormon minister Warren Jeff's trial went to the jury in Utah Friday after he ordered a fourteen-year-old girl to marry her nineteen-year-old cousin. His options were really limited. There is a state law against outbreeding.


Fidel Castro discussed the week's news in a Cuban television interview Friday to disprove reports he had died. It's no secret how these rumors get started. Any time a liquor wholesaler in Miami has a surplus of rum in his warehouse he starts the rumor that Fidel Castro just died, and the celebration drains his inventory overnight.

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