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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 21, 2007 / 9 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congress held hearings Tuesday on the physical and financial plight of retired NFL players. It's sad. Some of the players are in so much pain from arthritis that they can't even hold their own guns when they are getting their memorabilia back.


O.J. Simpson was driven to the Las Vegas airport after posting bail Wednesday. News helicopters followed the motorcade. It's the most coverage he's had since the day he was arrested for double murder and for driving an American-made car into Brentwood.


Las Vegas authorities released O.J. Simpson Wednesday when he agreed to return to court in October. No one could believe they let him go. Nevada was last seen waving good-bye to Steve Fossett and three weeks later not even Google Earth could locate him.


Dan Rather sued CBS for firing him over a story ripping George Bush's military service. He says he's just a newsreader who narrated the story, he didn't write it. He thinks if he portrays himself as enough of an idiot he can get his anchor job back.


Senator James Webb failed to pass his bill to give U.S. troops in Iraq more rest at home. After the bill lost he stomped his feet on the Senate floor three times. When he got back to his office, Larry Craig was waiting for him with a bottle of wine.


Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked to lay a wreath at Ground Zero when he's in Manhattan this week, however his request was denied. We'll make it up to him someday. Everybody running for president is promising to bring Ground Zero to him.


Rudy Giuliani met Prime Minister Gordon Brown in London Thursday at Ten Downing Street. Britain has every city street under twenty-four-hour surveillance by video. Rudy is used to it, the third Mrs. Giuliani intends to be the last Mrs. Giuliani.


Jesse Jackson led a civil rights protest Thursday in support of six black teenagers who assaulted a white kid in the Louisiana town of Jena. It left much of the nation asking one question. What's one more destroyed town in Louisiana at this point.


Los Angeles has the worst traffic in America according to a study released Tuesday. The methodology sealed the deal. All cities have car traffic, but when they added porn trafficking, drug trafficking and the trafficking of illegal aliens, it was no contest.


Beatles producer Phil Spector's murder jury stayed deadlocked on Wednesday. The jury expressed confusion over the definition of reasonable doubt. In Los Angeles, reasonable doubt is what you have whenever an extremely handsome guy is dating models.


Iraq's prime minister ordered all ten thousand Blackwater security contractors to leave Iraq Tuesday. They were described as over-the-top gun-toting U.S. security guards. Al-Qaeda is allowed to stay in Iraq because they're comparatively well-behaved.

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