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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 20, 2007 / 8 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | O.J. Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas Sunday on seven charges of armed robbery of a hotel guest at Palace Station. If convicted of all the charges he could face one hundred years in prison. When O.J. Simpson goes to Las Vegas, he stays in Las Vegas.


New England coach Bill Belichick was fined Sunday for illegally videotaping his opposing coaches. He's now accused of eavesdropping on their phone communications during games. He said it's obvious the league is living in a pre-September 11th world.


Beatles producer Phil Spector got good news in his murder trial in Los Angeles on Tuesday. His jury deadlocked seven to five. Seven jurors thought he should get the death penalty and five jurors thought the death of AM radio was punishment enough.


Florida University police tasered a campus activist as he denounced John Kerry for voting for the war Tuesday. The cops shot fifty thousand volts of electricity in him. Once again somebody near John Kerry got shot while he escaped without a scratch.


U.S. Park Police said someone splashed an oily substance on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial this month. The police said that it appears to be vandalism. Kids should be required to stay in school until they learn that not every war was fought over oil.


John McCain told South Carolinians Sunday he's a Baptist even though he's been an Episcopalian all his life. Everyone has free will. If John McCain would rather spend eternity singing hymns than playing golf he's certainly made the right decision.


Hillary Clinton said Tuesday her health care plan would require every American to have health insurance. It's very innovative. Her plan will allow people who are struggling to pay for housing, for food and for college to struggle to pay for health care.


Senator Barack Obama proposed an eighty-five billion dollar tax cut Monday. He has got the looks, he's got the voice, he's got the confidence and now he's got the tax cuts. If he can just get his kids to stop speaking to him, he's Ronald Reagan.


The Federal Reserve rescued mortgage lenders Tuesday by cutting interest rates. The lower the rates, the deeper you can go in debt. So many people in Los Angeles are digging a hole for themselves that it has cut subway construction costs by two-thirds.


China evacuated two million people from its coast ahead of approaching Typhoon Wipha off the China Sea Tuesday. A public catastrophe looms. When it rains, the lead paint runs off the Barbie dolls into the streams and poisons the drinking water.

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