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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 18, 2007 / 6 Tishrei 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rudy Giuliani accused Hillary Clinton of smearing General Petraeus during the Senate Armed Services hearings Tuesday. They walked into the hearing room together shoulder to shoulder. If she smeared him he managed to wipe it off his mouth just in time.


Hillary Clinton's brother Tony Rodham was sued for fraud by a Tennessee carnival operator Thursday. It was welcome news for her campaign. You're not considered to be presidential material in this country unless you have a really embarrassing brother.


Hillary Clinton said Tuesday she'll give back the eight hundred fifty thousand dollars to donors recruited by arrested Democratic donor Norman Hsu. Her campaign plans to ask each of the donors to re-donate the money. Hillary's going back on a promise she made to herself thirty years ago that she would never do the laundry.


The Oakland Raiders on Monday signed their top draft pick, quarterback JaMarcus Russell, to a contract including a huge bonus. There's no worry about these players gambling on dog fighting. The town is so violent that the dogs bet on the gang fights.


The National Pit Bull Terrier Association asked Michael Vick's federal judge to give him a long prison sentence Thursday. The dog lovers don't kid around. They've been designated a terrorist organization by the National Association of Letter Carriers.


The New England Patriots were caught stealing New York Jets defense signals to help Tom Brady. You can't blame them. Any quarterback who has a child out of wedlock with one woman while marrying another may need a little help interpreting the signals.


Shanghai World Financial Center neared completion Thursday, giving the city the tallest building in China. It is one hundred and one stories high and faces the harbor. Before its doors were opened al-Qaeda voted the skyscraper Rookie of the Year.


Fred Thompson was attacked by opponents Friday on a website called Phoney Fred, which calls him a womanizer and a moron. No wonder he's the favorite. He would be entering the Oval Office with sixteen years of presidential experience under his belt.


China agreed Tuesday to stop using lead paint on their toys. They also put new safety standards on fireworks and cigarettes and electrical products. Not only are their products going to be more expensive, they're going to be a lot less entertaining.


Mary Winkler appeared on Oprah Winfrey Wednesday to discuss why she killed her minister husband with a shotgun in their bedroom. It was tragic. They may be the last couple ever to play Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny to try to spice up their marriage.

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