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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 12, 2007 / 29 Elul, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The FedEx Cup this weekend will award the winner a ten million dollar annuity when he turns sixty-five. The golfers' spouses are not happy with the prize money arrangements. By their calculations, that money will go to their husband's fourth wife.


The Powerball Lottery was won by an Indiana man and his two adult children, who came forward Monday. They will split three hundred fifteen million dollars. It's always a good day in America when one more family can drive a fancier car than Leona Helmsley's dog.


The Makah Tribe of Washington denied authorizing the execution of a gray whale with a fifty-caliber machine gun and a harpoon Sunday. The police rounded up the usual suspects. The NFL player's union is already claiming that the whale fired first.


Colombian drug lord Diego Montoya was arrested in Colombia Monday. He exported tons of cocaine. Now there's an argument over whether the moment of silence at the MTV Awards was over his arrest or the audience reaction to Britney Spears' big number.


Osama bin Laden gave a video speech from his secret location Thursday with his beard and hair dyed dark brown. Only two explanations make sense. It was either a fake beard so he can hide out in a city or he's fallen love with a much younger goat.


The State newspaper in South Carolina reported John Edwards has financial ties to a mortgage lender that recently foreclosed on one hundred thirty homes in South Carolina. The news had an immediate effect. The bad news is he's trailing Hillary in the Democratic polls. The good news is, he's leading Rudy Giuliani in the Republican ones.


Bill Clinton is the subject of a new biography by Taylor Branch made from seventy taped interviews they conducted during his eight years in office. The author said the former president wanted a complete oral history of his presidency. The idea of an oral history wasn't nearly as funny when they started as it was when they finished.


Hillary Clinton's campaign said Tuesday it will return eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars raised by fugitive Democratic donor Norman Hsu. They also hired more people to do criminal background checks on people who are tied to the campaign. So far the only criminals they've been able to identify are the candidate and her husband.

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