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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 10, 2007 / 28 Elul, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | An Osama bin Laden impersonator got by security at the Asia-Pacific conference in Sydney Thursday. It wouldn't he surprising if the real Osama showed up at the conference. Anytime you are not at a meeting, everybody there blames everything on you.


Osama bin Laden released another videotape to the world Friday. He's obviously dyed his hair and beard to get rid of the gray. It shows that Osama is more than a terrorist mastermind, he is the spokesman for a new product called Just for Mad Men.


The Hillary Nutcracker was introduced in gift shops by a Minnesota novelty firm Friday. The blonde doll is a beautiful likeness of the senator and it cracks nuts between its legs. It comes with complete directions on how to get a Senate seat.


John Edwards said Friday there should be an international anti-terrorism agency that shares intel among all countries. It won't work. Saudi Arabia is never going to tell us what it's planning to do the week before the next U.S. presidential election.


Pew Research said voters regard Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani as the least religious candidates. She's middle-Anglican Methodist and he's lapsed Catholic. They believe people mustn't wear their religion on their sleeves, that area is for cufflinks.


Germany tightened its borders Thursday to try to keep fugitive Muslim radicals from fleeing. Within hours of the order no one could get out of the country without approval. The East Germans in charge of the operation said it's like riding a bicycle.


Cindy McCain showed up in New Hampshire on crutches Tuesday after twisting her knee in a grocery store and tearing ligaments. It hurts. The McCain campaign is so low on cash that it has resorted to staging slip-and-fall accidents in grocery stores.

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