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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 5, 2007 / 23 Elul, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | John Edwards' campaign got a boost Friday when the Democrat was endorsed by the United Brotherhood of Carpenters. It was important to get their endorsement before the next big debate. If the carpenters don't like you, the trap door is under your podium.


The Washington Nationals were accused of stealing signs in L.A. Wednesday. When the catcher wiggled his hand to the pitcher, the runner wiggled his hand to the batter. Good thing they are no longer the Senators or they'd all be arrested for lewd conduct.


The National Football League unveiled its new logo Thursday with deeper colors inside the NFL shield. They've made a lot of changes this year. Every player in the league is fired up for the season opener when the Pit Bulls take on the Rottweilers.


Hillary Clinton told David Letterman Thursday that Bill had looked into being vice president. She said it's not permitted. It would be a nice change of pace to have a vice president whose only secret agenda is to invade Cancun for the suntan oil.


Bill Clinton joined his wife at a New Hampshire fair Sunday and was cheered by the crowd. He's trying hard not to embarrass her. The only time he taps his foot in the men's room is when there is a Hong Kong donor in the next stall and the check is late.


Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards revealed Monday his health care plan would require women to get regular breast exams. It's almost impossible to believe. There are two Democrats in the race who are running on Bill Clinton's record.


Idaho Senator Larry Craig on Monday hired Michael Vick's attorney, Billy Martin. He negotiated Michael Vick's dogfighting plea. It's possible that Larry Craig has decided to plead innocent to disorderly conduct and guilty to cockfighting.


PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem hinted Thursday that drug testing of tour golfers for performance-enhancing drugs will likely start next year. It won't include pot. Marijuana is only a performance-enhancing drug if you are in a hot dog-eating contest.


North Korean leader Kim Jong Il agreed Monday to dismantle his nuclear facility in exchange for trade. He agreed to stop developing nuclear missiles and the U.S. agreed not to cut off exports of Viagra to North Korea. It all boiled down to rockets.


The Oakland Bay Bridge on-ramp rebuilding was finished ahead of time Monday and also under well under budget. The reasons are well known. Once the lettuce crop is harvested in California, construction projects move to the top of the priority list.

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