Jewish World Review Sept. 29, 2006 / 7 Tishrei, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
John Kerry raised eyebrows inside the Democratic Party Wednesday. He said he is feeling what you need to feel to run for president again. That's exactly the thing that cost Gary Hart the nomination, but it made Bill Clinton the Comeback Kid.
Saudi Arabia went ahead Wednesday with plans to build a fence along its five-hundred-mile border with Iraq. It's a demonstration project. The Saudis have seen the future and there's more money to be made in border wall construction than in oil.
MSNBC host Keith Olbermann alerted police Tuesday when he was mailed an envelope full of white powder at his home address in New York, following his on-air criticism of President Bush. He thought it was anthrax. When people in Los Angeles receive an envelope full of white powder, they think they have won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes.
John Gotti Jr.'s racketeering trial in New York ended in a mistrial Wednesday for the third time. The jury sent the judge a note saying they can't reach a unanimous verdict. It just shows that one out of every twelve citizens in New York City is in the mob.
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