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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 15, 2006 / 22 Elul, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Crown Prince of Dubai paid twelve million dollars for a yearling colt on Tuesday at Keeneland. It was sired by Kingmambo for a sixty thousand dollar stud fee. It is more evidence that Major League pitchers are wasting their time doing autograph shows.


Barbara Walters left her talk show audience stunned with a personal anecdote Tuesday. She told everyone about a two-way conversation she had with her dog Cha Cha on the elevator. Ten bucks says the conversation took place on a mood elevator.


New York City hosted the Fall Fashion Show Tuesday in lower Manhattan. The start of the show had to be delayed. Six of the supermodels slipped through the sidewalk grates and died after the bomb squad mistook them for suspicious envelopes.


The Oakland Raiders lost their opener on Monday Night Football on ESPN. They drew a sold-out home crowd. It was touching to see eighty thousand fans willing to violate the terms of their house arrest to show their support for the home team.


Air America radio network is expected to file for bankruptcy today. The much ballyhooed liberal talk show network has had a cash flow problem for months. Al Franken is used to going long periods without a paycheck, but not when he's working.


The Pentagon admitted Wednesday that it refused to fire missiles from a spy plane at Taliban leaders attending a funeral. We do not fire on Muslims in cemeteries. Every time we see someone digging a hole we believe we may have found the weapons of mass destruction.


The Russian parliament turned down a proposal Wednesday to send Madonna into space. The pop star has expressed a desire to be a space tourist and Russia could use the twenty million dollars. The last time Madonna went around the world every ninety minutes she was dating Dennis Rodman.

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