Jewish World Review Sept. 14, 2006 / 21 Elul, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Tom Cruise sat in the Washington Redskins owner's box for Monday Night Football. Tom's religion believes life was deposited on earth by a spaceship. He was the only guy in the stadium who thought the pre-game flyover might be the Second Coming.
Hillary Clinton emerged from her New York primary victory Tuesday with forty-seven million cash on hand. That doesn't count corporate sponsors. At the Bill Clinton Library, the pavilion devoted to his second term is sponsored by Nine Lives.
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki hugged President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran during an official visit to Tehran Tuesday. This is terrific news. Iran sponsors terrorism, hates Israel and is building a nuclear bomb, and if there's one thing we've learned, it's that no government can survive a friendship with Iraq.
Men's Health magazine this month published a survey showing how difficult it is to meet people and make new friends in today's frenetic world. That simply isn't true. If you think it's hard to meet people, just pick up the wrong golf ball.
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