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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 11, 2006 / 18 Elul, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton denounced ABC Thursday for misrepresenting his pursuit of Osama bin Laden in its movie about al-Qaeda's attack on America. He was very alert to the danger. Whenever a new threat was reported he ordered his intern under the desk.


The New York Post reported Thursday that Senator Hillary Clinton's war chest now contains the astronomical sum of forty-five million dollars. She still won't say if she is running for president. She might be trying to cure muscular dystrophy.


Tony Blair promised Parliament Thursday he will resign within one year. He's too young to retire. Katie Couric can't be feeling very secure knowing that the most trusted man in America will be available in time for the February ratings sweeps.


President Bush asked Congress Thursday for the legal authority for warrantless wiretapping. The terrorist chatter is vile, anti-Semitic and sexist. We know that because in February, three recordings got Grammy nominations for Best New Rap Artist.


The House voted Thursday to ban the slaughter of horses in order to sell the meat for human consumption. It was sold mostly overseas. Race horse owners will now have to think of some other threat to teach their stable that life isn't all romance.


Vanity Fair published the first photographs of Tom Cruise's baby daughter on the October cover. The infant looks really exhausted. Three times a night her father wakes up the entire household with his crying over losing the Paramount deal.


Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law preventing California felons from playing collegiate athletics. It was just in time. At the rate the Texas Longhorns are getting arrested it won't be long before they are measuring first downs with real chain gangs.


Bill Ford resigned as head of Ford Motors Thursday after humiliating losses and falling prestige in his five years as president. The resemblance ends there. Bill Ford did not get bogged down in Iraq, he lost to Germany and Japan like a man.


Illinois former governor George Ryan on Wednesday got six years in jail for racketeering. He's carrying on a long tradition. The reason Illinois politicians wear pin stripe suits is so they never have to bring a change of clothes to prison.


Mexico's high court Tuesday declared Felipe Calderone the winner of Mexico's presidential election. It wasn't that close. The loser won every state south of the Rio Grande but was overwhelmed when the write-in vote arrived from Los Angeles

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