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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 6, 2006 / 13 Elul, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Cape Canaveral is scheduled to launch the Space Shuttle Atlantis today at noon. The space program is facing impossible challenges lately. We've seen what zero gravity does to everybody's hair up there and now they can't fly with hair gel.


The Ku Klux Klan held a huge rally at Gettysburg National Battlefield Sunday night. Nothing went as planned. The rally was intended to be anti-black and anti-Jewish, but it turned anti-Hispanic after Ernesto arrived and put out their crosses.


The London Times quoted Hillary Clinton's friends saying she may not run for president. She may want to keep all that money she's raised. Her war chest is so big that her husband finally took that picture of Dolly Parton off the bathroom wall.


The Emir of Kuwait met with President Bush on Tuesday to sign their new Open Skies treaty. It eliminates the restrictions on flights from Kuwait to America. The president is going to get us to an orange alert by Election Day if it kills him.


Survivor lost advertising sponsors when this fall's format was revealed last week. Contestants must compete for food and supplies and cash in teams divided by race. The first team challenge is going to be looting a Wal-Mart after a hurricane.


Washington D.C. was put on flood alert as Tropical Storm Ernesto saturated the Eastern Seaboard with rainstorms Friday. It's no coincidence that Congress is about to go back into session. Snakes are always the first to appear after a flood.


GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich warned South Carolina Wednesday that if Nancy Pelosi becomes House Speaker, San Francisco values would be third in line for the presidency. It might be fun. Every time she poses with policemen and firefighters you'll never know if it's a national emergency or a Village People concert.

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