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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 27, 2005 / 23 Elul, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mitsubishi dealers in Los Angeles began a new ad campaign Sunday in light of today's fuel prices. They are offering free gasoline for a year if you lease a Mitsubishi. If you don't want the gasoline they will give you a Rolls Royce instead.


Warren Beatty called Arnold Schwarzenegger a dictatorial, reactionary right-wing spokesmodel. The governor replied that Warren Beatty isn't working. In Los Angeles, being called a Nazi isn't nearly as bad as being called an out-of-work actor.


Cindy Sheehan addressed a hundred thousand anti-war protesters in Washington Saturday. The rally turned out to be a grab-bag of curious causes. The speeches were so critical of Israel that even Arab television offered Benjamin Netanyahu equal time.


Greece is set to launch twelve new surveillance satellites. They will scan the terrain to catch illegal immigrants and locate oil reserves. Americans don't know much about the new satellite but it's already leading in Iowa and New Hampshire.


Senator Bill Frist is being probed for dumping his family's hospital company stock. The smart money today is in Lasix eye surgery centers. Suddenly there's a huge demand to be able to read the fine print in home disaster insurance policies.


Alan Greenspan raised the prime lending rate a quarter percent Tuesday. The nation's chief economist decided to inflate the price of money to help prevent inflation. The essential purpose of economics is to make astrology look respectable.


The New York Yankees set a league attendance record Sunday with four million fans showing up to root for the Bronx Bombers this year. The Yankees needed every penny they could get their hands on. Only the Saudi royal family has a higher team payroll.

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