Jewish World Review Sept. 20, 2005 / 16 Elul, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Martha Stewart's new show was a big hit last week. She jokes
about her ankle monitor and she kids herself about her faults.
Bill Clinton is not the only one to discover that lying to federal
investigators is just the first step to a new you.
Courtney Love was ordered by a New York judge Friday into a
drug and alcohol rehab facility for six months. Miracles happen in
these places. They take drug addicts and alcoholics and in six
months turn them into sex maniacs and overeaters.
President Bush asked G-d for help in his radio speech
Saturday. He predicted a bright dawn on the Gulf Coast and said
wondrous things are possible with the grace of G-d. A federal
judge in San Francisco just ordered Congress to impeach him.
John Roberts sailed through confirmation hearings last week.
Democrats looked silly against this guy. They should have known
they weren't going to make contact when the hearings opened on the
fortieth anniversary of Sandy Koufax's perfect game.
Harry Truman will be immortalized with a statue outside Kansas City's historic Union Station. Having his statue in front of the train station gives every American a really good feeling. Harry Truman would scare any terrorist away from the subway.
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