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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 16, 2005 / 12 Elul, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | USC announced Tuesday that beer sales on game day at the Coliseum will be cut off at opening kickoff. It's ingenious. For the first time in eighty years someone has finally figured out a way to get Los Angeles fans to show up on time for a game.


Los Angeles was hit with a massive power outage Monday, raising fears that al-Qaeda was in town. It turned out to be a goof by workers at the Burbank power station. Al-Qaeda would never attack Hollywood, if only out of professional courtesy.


Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco said Monday the number of hurricane refugees is uncountable. It's true. One Cajun told reporters he lived in the bayou all his life and knows some Boudreaus, Thibideaux and Landrys, but he never met any Refugees.


Cuba repeated its offer Wednesday to send the U.S. sixteen hundred doctors for hurricane relief. Castro has nothing to lose. The doctors in Cuba have heard how bad the doctors here have it and there's no fear that they will want to stay in this country.


The White House announced Wednesday it will fortify the U.S.-Mexican border by building fences equipped with television cameras. It will be expensive. Any Mexican who makes four camera appearances automatically qualifies for Screen Actors Guild medical coverage.


Democrats failed to paint John Roberts as a reactionary during confirmation hearings this week. They cannot have it both ways. Democrats can't say John Roberts is going to be on the bench for the next thirty years at the same time they are saying George W. Bush is going to blow us all to kingdom come before his term expires.

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