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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 9, 2005 / 5 Elul, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rap star Kanye West told an NBC hurricane relief concert that George Bush doesn't care about black people. What a siege. If this criticism of President Bush continues for two more weeks he will be a hurricane victim himself and qualify for millions in aid.


Oprah Winfrey was cheered when she arrived at the Astrodome Tuesday to greet the hurricane refugees from New Orleans. She had to feel a little insecure. Deep down she knew that everyone in the Astrodome thought they were getting a new Pontiac.


The U.S. Senate launched an inquiry Tuesday to find out what caused the relief disaster in New Orleans. The mayor blamed the president who blamed the governor who blamed FEMA who blamed the National Guard who blamed the mayor. The circle of blame continued for eight days until it formed into a tornado and headed off to Oklahoma.


Michael Chertoff said Saturday some things were done well in New Orleans. He added that some things could have been done better. It's like a detective examining a murder victim saying the first two wounds were fatal but the third one's not so bad.


New Orleans began pumping street water into the Gulf of Mexico on Monday. Here comes trouble. The last time water this biologically contaminated was allowed to mix with ocean life it resulted in ten years of really bad science fiction movies.


Bill Clinton and former President Bush raised a fortune for hurricane relief Monday. What a pair. George Bush was always perceived as being detached from ordinary Americans, as opposed to Bill Clinton who was generally on top of everything.


Jerry Lewis raised fifty-six million dollars Monday in the comedian's annual Labor Day telethon. He's off that medication. His face looks much thinner, but he is not knocking nearly as many jokes out of the ballpark since he went off steroids.

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