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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 6, 2005 / 2 Elul, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Merck might settle the lawsuits over the dangers of Vioxx. The pill has one unintended benefit. Young people in California have begun practicing safe sex because they don't want to catch arthritis.


Los Angeles Democrats on Friday began trying to persuade Bill Clinton to run for governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger. There would be no debates. This could the first time the League of Women Voters sponsored a grope-off at a cantaloupe farm.


Lance Armstrong angrily denied taking any performance- enhancing drugs Friday as alleged in French newspapers. He insisted that he doesn't put any foreign substances in his body. Everything he takes is made right here in the good old USA.


Congress made no plans Friday to take action on skyrocketing gasoline prices clobbering consumers. The high gas prices are due to a lethal convergence of two factors. All the oil is in the Middle East and all the dip sticks are in Washington.


Great Britain released two million barrels of oil on Saturday to the United States. What a gift. The world community may rally to support poor people made homeless by a terrible natural disaster in your country, but your mother knows what you really want.


Bill Clinton told CNN Wednesday no one could have foreseen that New Orleans would flood the way it did. Then it turns out everybody foresaw it. If Bill Clinton could see into the future he would have appointed Ken Starr to the U.S. Supreme Court.


Colombia's National Coffee Federation said Friday that tons of coffee stored in New Orleans warehouses were destroyed in the flooding. One million sacks of coffee were lost. It's just what the people of New Orleans need, wide-awake sharks.


Jesse Jackson said Friday the government's rescue efforts discriminated against blacks in New Orleans. There are few greater evils than racism. According to the directory, racism is the only one of the Seven Deadly Sins without a home office in Las Vegas.


Democrats pointed out Friday that the New Orleans disaster was forecast and described in detail in U.S. Senate hearings two months ago. Yet it still took four days for the U.S. government to summon the National Guard. No one knows what they're teaching in those Homeland Security meetings but we know it isn't intelligent design.

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