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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 2, 2005 / 28 Menachem-Av, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Monica the Musical, it was announced Thursday, will open on the New York stage in just three weeks. The plot is a familiar tale. It's the same old story of boy meets girl, girl neglects to take her dress to the dry cleaners, boy gets impeached.


Art Garfunkel was arrested Tuesday after he ran a stop sign in Woodstock and police found a marijuana joint sitting in his ashtray still lit. Lucky for him he has a California doctor. He could have been killed if he had taken the arthritis medicine.


Rudy Giuliani said Tuesday he'll soon decide on a presidential run. When his wife kicked him out of the house for infidelity he slept on the sofa of two gay friends. He might as well register in the South Carolina primary as Ulysses S. Grant.


Lance Armstrong last week denied French claims he took steroids. Why believe anything the French say? You can't trust a country that built a seaport ten feet below sea level and conned Thomas Jefferson into paying six million dollars for it.


The White House reportedly asked Bill Clinton and former President Bush on Wednesday to head an international relief effort for American hurricane victims. We're about to find out who our friends are. Mexico was the first to offer to send people here.


Hurricane Katrina, it was announced Thursday, knocked out oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico and halted production. That made it the deadliest hurricane in history. When gasoline hit four dollars per gallon Americans realized we're all about to die.


The New Orleans Saints began searching Thursday for a place to play their home games. It's temporary. It would take a heartless city with no conscience to step in now and steal the team, and Los Angeles is always ready when its number is called.


The FDA women's health chief resigned Wednesday. She's angry the agency won't allow over-the-counter sales of the morning-after pill. The pills are designed for women because generally speaking, men are nowhere to be found the morning after.

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