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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 19, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York Democrats are circulating a petition to try to re-name the street that runs by Trump Tower to Obama Avenue. However, New York City rules state that streets can only be named after dead people. So the avenue could be re-named for Obama very soon if he has any dirt on the Clintons.

Donald Trump praised the Coast Guard for trying to halt the flow of contraband. Last week they searched a narco-sub headed for Santa Monica and found two-hundred-thirty million dollars in cocaine. Unfortunately they came up empty-handed, the plastic straws were in the other sub.

President Trump ripped CNN as fake news Thursday while CNN pundits spent all day calling Trump a racist. It simply never ends. Watching Trump and the media tear each other to shreds every day is like when you enjoy watching partiers trash a house, then suddenly you realize it's your house.

USA Today reports an alarming number of Millennials in the Midwest have been hospitalized with lung problems, chest pains and vomiting that's linked to vaping. They believe that young people are lacing e-cigarettes with cannabis or THC. Doctors are rushing to get the kids back on Marlboros.

Fox Business news reports UPS has been transporting packages for months across the U.S. in self-driving vans. The technology is a fact of life now. With the increase in self-driving vehicles, it's just a matter of time before somebody records a Country Music song about your truck leaving you, too.

New York Times reporter James Stewart wrote about his interview last year with Jeffrey Epstein, who boasted of all the dirt he has on powerful people. Epstein once went on a humanitarian mission to Africa with Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey. Let's guess, it was called No Child's Behind Left Alone.

President Trump accused Democratic candidates of misusing race as a weapon. In ascending order, Liz called Trump a racist, Bernie called Trump a white supremacist, then Beto called Trump a Nazi. Any day now, I expect Joe Biden to challenge Trump to a duel over gun control.

Elizabeth Warren raised eyebrows Tuesday when she said she'd never be first to use nuclear weapons on an enemy. For 74 years, any enemy who thought that the U.S. wouldn't use nuclear weapons first was wise to remember the Mayor of Hiroshima's last words. What the hell was that??

Iowa polls shows Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris gaining support with Democrats and it's obvious why. One candidate claimed to be an Indian but is white while the other is half-Asian but advertises herself as black. If they're the ticket there's nothing you can say that won't be offensive.

President Trump's tariffs were ripped by farmers for leaving them with no customers for their crops. It's not his fault. If they'll stop growing wheat, fruits and vegetables and switch to sugar, pot and potatoes there are three hundred million Americans who will make them richer than Rockefellers.

Uber posted a five billion dollar loss that the CEO summarily dismissed as a once-in-a-lifetime aberration. The smart phone-ordered ride share service is popular among Millennials when they go out bar-hopping. Uber is allowing an entire generation's drunk driving skills to atrophy.

Mexico's government reported that more Americans moved to Mexico last year than Mexicans moved to the U.S. Mexico recently eliminated jail time for possession of marijuana and cocaine. They wanted to remain consistent with their no-jail time policy for murders and beheadings. .

Court TV announced Thursday it's going to re-run the entire O.J. Simpson murder trial in Los Angeles back in 1994-5 that ran live on CNN at the time. The trial made history. It took a two-year court fight and a civil judgment to make Fred Goldman the only Jew ever to win the Heisman Trophy.


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