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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 8, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • The Illinois state legislature voted unanimously to designate the fourth of August as Barack Obama Day in a bill that was quickly signed into law by the governor. It will be a state holiday. It won't be a paid holiday, but in Obama's honor, there will be a five-thousand-dollar co-pay.


• USA Today reported that Barack Obama celebrated his fifty-sixth birthday at his new home in Washington D.C. over the weekend. Two terms in office really ages every president. Barack Obama's hair is now so white that yesterday it drove a Prius to Whole Foods to pick up a six-pack of Coors Lite.


• The White House angered the diversity crowd Friday by endorsing a GOP Senate immigration bill that'd cut legal immigration in half and favor new arrivals who speak English. Change can feel very unsettling. With all the Muslims moving to America, it just doesn't feel like Mexico anymore.


• Homeland Security cited Mexico's soaring economy as why immigration is down. Mexico has begun bottling and shipping truckloads of Coca-Cola in its original formula to L.A. grocery stores and it's really selling. It's the cleverest way the cocaine cartel ever thought to cut out the middle man.



• The Los Angeles Tourism Bureau forecasted record-high tourism in L.A. this month due to the improved economy, low gas prices and cheap car rental deals. The visitors get an eyeful. It's easy to enjoy the beauty of Southern California because you can never go more than five miles an hour.


• The White House notified the UN Friday the U.S. was pulling out of the Paris Climate Change Accord that's purported to protect the ozone from carbon dioxide. We're dealing with a precious commodity here. I'd never realized how expensive air is until I bought a bag of potato chips yesterday.


• Hiroshima's mayor called for a nuclear-free world on the anniversary of the U.S. atom bombing of the city. Yet had the U.S. invaded Japan, millions of Japanese people had committed to killing and dying for the emperor. They all pledged to drive as they normally do and take an American with them.


• President Trump relaxed at his golf club in Pinewood, New Jersey, this weekend as other world leaders took August vacations as well. Vladimir Putin was photographed spear-fishing in southern Siberia on Friday. It seemed a little cruel, but the manager of the aquarium had no authority to stop him.


• Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said he wants peace with the North Korean regime. Their new nuclear missile can reach Los Angeles, Chicago and New York. Robert Mueller just decided to investigate President Trump to see if he colluded with North Korea to fix the next presidential election.


• Special Counsel Bob Mueller is using a federal grand jury to investigate any Trump- Russia connection the last election. Trump said he expected the Special Counsel to impanel a grand jury to investigate someone as important as he is. Grand juries are the biggest and best juries in the world.


• Senate Republicans urged Robert Mueller to probe Russia ties to the Clinton Foundation. It's possible. No one knows how far into the last election Mueller's grand jury plans to investigate, but last Friday, Hillary was seen driving home on the Van Wyck Expressway in a white Ford Bronco.


• North Korea's Kim Jung Un acknowledged the Pentagon estimate that his long-range missiles could reach Los Angeles, Chicago and New York by next year. He'd certainly like to hit L.A. and New York. However North Korea denies any plans to attack Chicago, they know they'd be outgunned.


• China urged North Korea to give up its nukes and missiles Sunday as the UN Security Council added sanctions. It's so unnecessary. If North Koreans could only watch a five-minute video of Americans trying to work the Self-Checkout registers, they'd realize they have nothing to fear from us.


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