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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug. 22, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Black Lives Matter protestors were turned away by police at Graceland in Memphis during the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death. He sang the blues, he sang gospel, he died of a drug overdose and his daughter married Michael Jackson. No one ever did more to meet the protesters halfway.

Donald Trump issued a sincere pitch for the African American vote Tuesday in his Milwaukee speech. As always, he was hounded afterwards by the fact-checkers. During his speech, Trump claimed he carried the black voters in the West Virginia primary but they turned out to be coal miners.

Donald Trump appointed GOP pollster Kelly Anne Conway to run his presidential campaign on Tuesday and help Trump better connect with Millennial-age voters. She got to work quickly. An hour later, Trump noted that before Obama, there were no Pokemon wandering around our cities.

The FBI told Congress the classified material Hillary Clinton sent over her private unsecured server is so sensitive only the Intelligence Committee can see it. She might have been completely unaware. Twenty years ago it took two special prosecutors to convince her Bill had a wandering eye.



President Obama was criticized for golfing at Martha's Vineyard Thursday while foreign and domestic crises raged. However a president is always on the job. It's rumored that Obama just sent four hundred million dollars in cash in a cargo plane to Brazil to get the U.S. swimmers out of Rio.

Rio cops moved to indict Ryan Lochte and a fellow U.S. men's swimmer for filing a false police report. It'll pass. Critics say they embarrassed the United States, but if embarrassing the United States were a federal crime, Joe Biden would be serving life in prison under the Three Strikes Law.

Hillary Clinton vowed to be president for all the people who voted for her and against her last week. She thinks of everything. Hillary was the first First Lady ever to have an office in the East Wing while Bill Clinton's office in the East Wing will be the first one with a surveillance camera in it.

Hillary Clinton met with top police officials in New York Thursday to try to counter Trump's criticism that she's anti-police. She's on a political tightrope trying to support Black Lives Matter and the police at the same time. Last night she threw rocks at herself and then beat herself senseless.

Donald Trump wore the gown of humility in his speech in North Carolina Thursday when he said that he regretted saying things during the campaign that might have caused people personal pain. It's a good start. He could carry Ohio and Pennsylvania if he learns to say please and thank you.

Donald Trump decided to visit flood-ravaged Louisiana Friday to console flood victims whose homes are underwater from last week's deluge. He's not the only media star to mobilize. Marie Osmond has begun shooting TV commercials for a brand-new Cajun diet regimen called Swim Fast.


Iraq's militant cleric Moqtadi al-Sadr angered ISIS by demanding an end to violence against gay Muslims. The terrorists won't have it. It would be nice if we had someone in Iraq who could root out al-Qaeda, smash ISIS, hold back the Iranians and keep the oil flowing, but we hanged him.

Disneyland raised its ticket prices to one-hundred and nineteen dollars a ticket for adults and children over ten. The park said it considers anyone over the age of ten to be an adult. Roman Polanski just told the judge at his extradition hearing that he wants a change of venue to Disneyland.

ObamaCare was hit by the exodus of three major insurance companies last week. Patients are clever. The AMA Journal reports the number of body donations to medical schools has been rising, meaning that Medicare patients have finally figured out a way to get a doctor to look at them. --


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