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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug. 15, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





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The NFL made no effort to re-schedule two of the prime time NFL games that will run against the presidential debates. It's the climax of the campaign. Many TV viewers are turned off by the physical violence, ongoing crime sprees, and the cheating, so they're going to watch the football game.

Delta Airlines apologized after its flight computers crashed, canceling hundreds of flights and stranding thousands of people. On the bright side, Delta has just implemented its new Five-Class airfare rates. Trump isn't even elected president and already we're modeling our society after India's.

Trump Tower was scaled by a guy who used suction cups to climb up the skyscraper for twenty stories before the cops grabbed him. All the TV networks covered it live. We should give the Trump Tower climber as much publicity as possible so crazy people will try to do that instead of shooting everybody.

Trump Tower in New York was scaled by a mountain climber Tuesday who used suction cups to climb the building's glass fa├žade high over Fifth Avenue. He made it up twenty-one stories. It was a message from white liberals telling Canada, don't even think of building a wall if Trump wins.

Donald Trump insisted Thursday that he plans to participate in the three presidential debates but added he would like to negotiate a few things. He's concerned about the debate format. The presidential debate format will consist of Hillary Clinton staring at Trump until he bursts into flames.

The Justice Department refused to okay the FBI to investigate the Clinton Foundation e-mails urging State Department access for donors. It was ever thus. The moment Hillary was born, the doctor slapped her with a subpoena, and the next day the doctor died under mysterious circumstances.

Hillary Clinton gave a speech in Michigan Thursday outlining her economic plan to revitalize the U.S. economy and save the middle class. It's her rescue mission. Methodists are taught at an early age to respect the middle class, or someday they'll ally with the working class and overthrow you.

Hillary Clinton found herself with an eight-point lead in the polls Thursday. She's spending the weekend in reflection. Hillary has now raised hundreds of millions of dollars and she must either spend every penny of it on advertising or go to prison if she keeps it, and she's thinking it over.

Great Value Colleges website released a list of twenty U.S. colleges that provide safe spaces for college students. Safe spaces are where you go to escape First Amendment debate or a conservative point of view or hearing anything hurtful. It's modeled on Barack Obama's first seven years in office.



London bookmakers posted Hillary Clinton a seventy percent chance of defeating Trump for president. There are ninety days left until we vote. If this campaign were a horse race, Lock Her Up would be leading by six lengths with Off the Rails coming up fast on the backstretch from behind.

Donald Trump drew huge crowds in Virginia Tuesday, baffling the pundits. He's shrugged off the establishment GOP and created his own party. The number of Republicans who have come out against Trump is now leading the number of Bill Cosby accusers by a score of sixty-three to sixty.

Donald Trump's poll slide had the GOP wondering if he wants to win Tuesday. People forget he's an American man. He'll win, but first he wants to get his poll numbers below fifteen percent so he doesn't have to participate in the debates and can watch the two NFL games he'd have missed.

Hillary Clinton drew criticism from the Wall Street Journal for her plans to increase federal spending Tuesday. Enough is enough. The Postal Service announced Tuesday it lost a billion and a half dollars in the second quarter, making it by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.

The Clinton Global Initiative was caught in e-mails pushing the State Department for a favor for a big donor, making Hillary look like she was running a pay-for play operation. It gives her the chance to make more history. Hillary could become the first Clinton to enter the Oval Office pre-impeached.


The Olympic Track and Field events will be televised today from Maracona Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. The athletes are affecting the U.S. presidential race. During the trials, when Mexico's pole vaulter was able to clear eighteen feet, Donald Trump announced the wall will be twenty feet high.

The Olympic high divers stared in wonder on Monday when their diving pool suddenly turned from blue to green before the medal events. It's the spookiest games in history. Early this week, a Zika mosquito bit a Russian Olympic athlete and within minutes, the mosquito was the size of a bat.

The Centers for Disease Control report the birth rate in the United States hit an all-time low in the second quarter this year. The U.S. recorded a rate of only sixty births per one thousand women of child-bearing age. The birth rate is so low that the Maury Povich Show was just cut to a half-hour. --


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