In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug. 9, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama denied paying a four hundred million dollar ransom to get U.S. hostages released in Iran The minute the plane landed with the cash, the hostages were let go. For a guy who's touted as one of the world's great intellects, you'd think Obama would know what the meaning of ransom is.

The White House said it's importing ten thousand Syrian refugees by October. They've painted a yellow line down the middle of the refugee trail. That's so that the refugees from Syria coming into the U.S. for a safer life do not crash into the refugees from Chicago going to Syria for a safer life.

The White House admitted on Tuesday the four hundred million it sent to Iran may go to ISIS because it's cash. Obama was advised it'd go for infrastructure. It's the worst advice a president's gotten since Mary Todd Lincoln told Abe it wouldn't kill him to take her out to a show once in a while.

New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez gave a tearful press conference announcing he'll retire at the end of this week. Alex represented an entire era in professional sports. The New England Patriots cheated by using under-inflated balls but when A-Rod cheated, that was merely the side effect.

Maracana Stadium in Rio erupted in cheers from a hundred thousand fans when the Olympic torch arrived Friday. There was no risk. The nice thing about having an opening ceremony in Rio is, if the Olympic torch runs out of fuel, you can just dip it into the high diving pool and it'll reignite.

The Olympic swimming venues are plagued by raw sewage water from Rio's city water supply and the bay. Each swimmer has been warned by health officials not to swim with their head in the sewage. It's the same thing Republicans have been trying to tell Trump since the GOP convention.

The Olympic Games in Brazil on Sunday were plagued by sewage in the swimming water and garbage in the rowing water, two hundred pound rodents on the golf course and Zika-bearing mosquitoes. It's all part of God's great plan for South America. It's what you get for hiding the Nazis.

The U.S. Men's Olympic basketball team was spotted going to a brothel in Rio Saturday. When the players came outside later, they explained to reporters they'd gotten confused and thought it was a spa. The difference is, these girls don't do mud baths unless you give them Pay-per-View money.

The Miami Herald reported Monday that the Zika mosquitoes have reached Palm Beach. Now that's really social progress. The Zika mosquitoes originated two years ago in the Zika forest of Uganda and here they are, two years later, the first Africans to enter the Palm Beach Country Club.

The Fraternal Order of Police expressed anger at Hillary Clinton Sunday for not seeking their endorsement for president. In the U.S. there are eight hundred thousand police with the power to arrest but there are twenty million black people with the power to vote. As they say in court, next case.

Donald Trump spelled out his economic plan for the U.S. in a Detroit speech Monday. The best economic idea for a President Trump is, he puts a million dollars into a U.S. Treasury swear jar whenever he offends a minority group or frightens the Republicans. The deficit will be gone in a week.

Donald Trump was hit by a poll Friday which said half of GOP leaders hopes he drops out of the presidential race. His screw-ups have really hurt him in the polls. Democrats are so confident they're going to win the election they just released Barack Obama's original Kenyan birth certificate.

Donald Trump asserted that courts striking down voter ID laws could lead to a rigged election this fall, claiming people without ID could vote ten times. He's concerned. The Fox News poll on Friday has Trump down ten points and the MSNBC poll said Hillary's been president for three weeks.

President Obama told reporters Thursday he signed so many prisoner commutations due to harsh old drug laws. He just signed pardons for over two hundred federal criminals, many of them serving life sentences. In a related story, the NFL just canceled next year's college player draft.

Brett Favre headlined a group of eight NFL veterans who were inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame on Saturday. He retired five years ago after one of the longest quarterback careers in NFL ever. Brett Favre is the last NFL player alive to be drafted by both the NFL and the Confederate Army.

The New York Post reported Tuesday that the New York Yankees may release Alex Rodriguez, who's no longer even in the starting line-up. They owe Alex twenty-seven million dollars through next season, the last year on his ten-year contract. Only Judge Judy gets paid more to sit on the bench. --


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