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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug. 8, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony took place in Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro Friday. It has athletes entering the stadium in the spectacular Parade of Nations. Americans love watching the parade and guessing which countries we've got troops in and which countries we don't.

Hillary Clinton lionized Alexander Hamilton who not only wrote much of the U.S. Constitution, his Federalist Papers helped get it passed by the states. The document is worth knowing. Most people today simply assume that the reason each state has two senators is so one can be the designated driver.

President Obama explained the four hundred million dollar payment to Iran Thursday as the payment of an old debt in the Seventies. They need the cash. Right now, the Iranians are fighting ISIS over control of Iraq, in a war that has more I's in it than an Obama speech about somebody else.

President Obama went to the Pentagon to discuss the War on Terror Thursday. In seven years, he's strafed Somali pirates, bombed Libya, bombed Syria, killed bin Laden, assassinated al-Qaeda leaders and sent troops back into Iraq. It's like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as a personal insult.

President Obama held a press conference at the Pentagon Thursday where he pointed out that ISIS is losing ground and resources. The Pentagon has changed its strategy in the campaign to destroy ISIS. Instead of sending cruise missiles they're sending President Obama's economic advisors.



Hillary Clinton spoke to a convention of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers in Las Vegas Thursday. She was in Vegas the night before where a cyber-security hackers convention held a fundraiser for her. All proceeds went to teach Hillary Clinton how to use a secure smart phone.

Alabama topped the coachs poll as the number-one college football team in America Thursday followed by Clemson and Oklahoma. It's time to go to war again. ISIS watches Southern college football games via satellite to assure themselves that they are religious fanaticism's middle of the road.

FBI agent Kun San Chun was arrested for relaying classified info to the Chinese. He says he unknowingly relayed secrets to China and he meant the U.S. no harm. If prosecutors can prove he used a laptop he could get four-to-eight years as Hillary's Director of White House Communications.


The White House admitted the U.S. flew four hundred million cash to Iran in January on the day the five U.S. hostages were released. It was tense. We weren't sure that the Americans were coming home until President Obama told Iran if they like their hostages, they can keep their hostages.

The White House admitted sending four hundred million dollars in a cargo plane to Iran in January as U.S. hostages were released. That was one safe flight. Just before takeoff in Washington, the FAA voted the cargo plane least likely ever to get hijacked by the terrorists and flown into a building.

Ronald Reagan's shooter John Hinckley was released from the mental asylum with strict rules Friday. He can't have a gun, go on social media or view porn. John Hinckley's diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a disease which afflicts one out of every one persons in Los Angeles.

Olympic Summer Games organizers announced they're handing out several hundred thousand condoms to Olympic athletes in Rio. It's already the wildest, nakedest city in the world. There's a big statue of Jesus standing atop Mt. Corcovada overlooking Rio and they blindfold him on weekends.

North Korea launched another long-range missile Tuesday that just made it into the sea. They are defensive missiles. That's because so many of North Korea's long-range missiles have landed just offshore that they're starting to form a barrier reef that protects the country from invasion by sea.

Hillary Clinton vowed she'll be at all the debates after Trump objected to the first two being on TV opposite NFL games. If Trump wants to watch football during the first two debates, it's no problem. Over the years, Hillary has changed her position on so many of the issues that she can debate herself.

President Obama and Hillary Clinton in the past week each expressed their personal affection for Joe Biden and the job he's done as vice president. This week, Joe officiated over a White House ceremony and married two young men. Unfortunately, they were there to be sworn in as U.S. citizens.


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