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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 31, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | France presented three Americans with the Legion of Honor for subduing a machine-gun-wielding Muslim terrorist about to shoot up a passenger train. They charged the Islamist terrorist and beat him with his own rifle. Thank God the ACLU wasn't on that train or they'd all still be in court.

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation this week to head back to the campaign and shore up her flagging support. Polls show that fewer and fewer Americans say they trust Hillary Clinton. These are the same people who've wired money to the Nigerian royal family.

Politico reported Bill Clinton is incensed over the White House encouragement Joe Biden is receiving to run against Hillary. President Obama reportedly feels that Biden will better carry out Obama's unfinished business. ISIS doesn't have nuclear weapons yet and Mexico still has people in it.

Donald Trump was badgered by Spanish language TV reporter Jorge Ramos over his Mexican deportation proposals at his Iowa press conference last week. Trump nodded for security to kick him out of the room, but five minutes later he was back. Already, Trump's deportation policy isn't working.

Joe Biden surged to eighty-three percent approval among Democrats in Thursday's Quinnipiac poll while Donald Trump leads the GOP race by a huge margin. And then the poll gets interesting. If the choice for president is Joe Biden and Donald Trump, the overwhelming favorite is Queen Elizabeth.

U.S. federal judge David Doty will decide this week if Commissioner Roger Goodell violated the NFL labor deal in disciplining players. It's a tricky constitutional question of labor rights versus a commissioner's power. Out of habit the NFL Players Union told the judge that the sex was consensual.

Apple announced it will unveil its new-generation iPhone at a media event after Labor Day. The technology on the device is state-of-the art. The iPhone is rumored to use facial recognition ID to guarantee privacy, and if you live in Los Angeles, the iPhone can store up to six of your previous faces.



Joe Biden polled well among Democratic voters Thursday who cite his foreign policy experience as a major asset. Last year, the White House traded five terrorist leaders to the Taliban in exchange for one U.S. prisoner they were holding. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no.

Al Sharpton declared that opposition to Obama is based on his race, and added that President Obama doesn't look like most Americans. That's a problem that's easily fixable. If the EPA would require all refrigerator light bulbs be replaced with tanning bulbs, we'd all the same color with a week.

TV journalist Vester Flanagan tweeted he killed two white journalists on the air to incite a race war after the Wednesdaymurders. He said he was victimized because he's black, gay and a former male escort. In response, they just scraped the Rainbow flag off the roof of that car in the Dukes of Hazzard.

ISIS aired video Wednesday of their terrorist army blowing up an ancient Temple of Baal in the Syrian town of Palmyra despite pleas from archaeologists to spare the shrine. Baal was the ancient Canaan god of fertility and regeneration. ISIS wants it known they are for women's reproductive rights.

Hillary Clinton infuriated Republicans Thursday by comparing their views on women's health issues to the views of terrorist groups in the Middle East. Now that is truly ironic. Middle East terrorists admire Bill Clinton because they think he's the only American allowed to have multiple wives.


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