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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 13, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | India erected a porn firewall Friday that will block thousands of X-rated sites from being viewed by Internet users in India. They can still log onto U.S. porn sites with misleadingly proper names. It took the cancellation of porn videos to get the people of India to call America for tech support.

Donald Trump admitted in the GOP debate he participated in wielding money to gain influence, power and favors in Washington D.C. He said the reason that Hillary Clinton attended his wedding was that he gave her money. Coincidentally that was the same reason Mrs. Trump attended the wedding.

The Bridgestone Golf Invitational was won by Shane Lowry at Firestone Country Club in Akron Sunday. He wore the logos of six sponsors, two on his shirt and one on each sleeve and two on his cap. When he held up the trophy he looked like the only man to ever win at both Firestone and Daytona.

Joe Biden was mum Tuesday on whether he will announce he's running for president, however his friends and family report that Joe's been acting more and more presidential lately. Just last week, he made a secret diplomatic trip to Mexico. Unfortunately he was headed for Canada at the time.

A U.S. Coast Guard cutter sailed home to San Diego after capturing twenty-eight tons of cocaine off Colombia. It's the biggest haul in years. The last time there was twenty-eight tons of cocaine in San Diego, the Padres stole three hundred bases, and that was just in the first game of a double-header.

The Weather Channel reported a record heat wave in the Middle East sent temperatures in Iran to one hundred and thirty degrees in Teheran on Friday. It's Iran's highest temperatures in history. Protestors stuck their American flags outside their car windows and they burst into flames on their own.

Jericho the Lion wandered away from his job protecting his brother Cecil's cubs to eat a giraffe on Monday so a rival lion arrived and ate one of the cubs while mating with Cecil's widow. Jericho just sat there eating. It just confirms the feeling most Americans have that Pete Rose isn't that bad a person.

Germany ended college tuition Thursday and announced Germany will also offer free college to American students who speak German. It's a priceless education. You learn how to get another country to pay for the defense of Europe so you can offer free college tuition and look like the good guy.

The L.A. Times predicted that the next president's election will depend on the candidate's appeal to Hispanic voters. It's about turnout. One poll shows Hillary Clinton leading Donald Trump by forty points among Hispanics but Trump leads Hillary by ninety points among people who hire Hispanics.

Hillary Clinton agreed to turn over her e-mail server to the Justice Department Tuesday. It had top secret classified information on it but there was no evidence she used encryption. Hillary could be the first member of the Clinton family in history to be impeached before the New Hampshire primary.



Mitch McConnell promised a budget without a government shutdown when Congress returns in September. No one wants a shutdown. Roads won't get repaired, home loans won't get approved, and officials won't be reachable at the office, and that's if we can keep the government up and running.

The USS George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier went on maneuvers in the Atlantic. It's named for the president who originally made Saddam Hussein a villain for keeping a tight lid on Iraq. And if you don't think the U.S. government has a sense of humor, we named our intelligence headquarters after him.

GOP leaders urged Americans to express opposition to the Iran deal by calling their lawmakers at home during the five-week August recess. It's easy to call your U.S. congressman or U.S. senator if you happen to have their contact numbers. They are five thousand, ten thousand and twenty-five thousand.

California Democrats passed a bill Monday essentially granting California citizenship to anyone who's living here and working here. The future is alarmingly clear. TCM aired the movie Gandhi on Sunday and Republicans caught themselves rooting for the British to hold on to what's rightfully theirs.


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