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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 6, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Central Intelligence Agency gave a five hundred page report to Congress on the U.S. torture of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq ten years ago that was caught on camera. The photos didn't offend everybody. Naked men squatting in a pyramid formation is as old as the Army-Navy game.

President Obama gave a speech in Washington Monday laying out strict new proposals to help combat global warming. He seems obsessed with weaning the U.S. off fossil-fuel oil and electricity producing coal. All he has to do now is figure out how to make cars run on beautiful pictures of Alaska.

President Obama will push his low-carbon emission rules at the National Clean Energy Summit in Las Vegas this month. The president will speak at UNLV even though the NCES convention will be at the MGM Grand Hotel. Guys who are seventeen trillion dollars in debt aren't allowed in a casino.

Queen Elizabeth posed for portraits Monday to mark her surpassing of Queen Victoria's sixty-three year, seven month-long reign in September. Her U.S. approval rating just rose to eighty-two percent. Americans always re-think the Revolution after they get a good look at all of the presidential candidates.

Cleveland will host two tiers of GOP presidential candidate debates airing on Fox News at five o'clock and eight o'clock Eastern. It could be unwieldy. It's nights like this that make Americans grateful that we have the Hubble Telescope in space so that we can get a wide shot of all the candidates.

GOP candidate Ted Cruz released a video of himself firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in fresh bacon and then eating the bacon after the heat of the gun barrel cooked it. It didn't work. To get people to stop talking about Donald Trump, you've got to behead the pig and take pictures.

Bill Clinton tweeted happy birthday wishes to President Obama Tuesday and said he hoped that the president can enjoy some cake when the first lady isn't looking. The tweet unleashed a storm. President Obama had to spend all morning convincing Michelle that Bill was not talking to him in code.

The New York Post ripped Hillary Clinton Monday over her destroyed e-mails and over foreign donations to the Clinton Foundation. The drumbeat is driving down her approval numbers. Bill Clinton is so furious at the New York Post for criticizing Hillary, he's threatened to cancel all his personal ads.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told audiences last week that if elected he will do all he can to block marijuana legalization. The FDA recently said that there's no evidence that marijuana treats any diseases. There's no evidence that HMOs treat any diseases either but they're not banning those.

President Obama in his autobiography twenty years ago praised lion hunting and tribal customs of proving one's manhood by killing a lion with a spear. Of course he's updating the next edition. It'll say it's a tribal custom in Kenya to prove one's manhood by killing the coal industry with an EPA rule.



President Obama claimed Monday that U.S. national security is threatened by global warming in his pitch to cut power plant emissions. Not so fast. Those who disagree say global warming is makes it harder for terrorists to hide their bombs because they can't stand to wear heavy coats in all that heat.

Congress went on their annual five-week vacation on full salary Friday with a U.S. government shutdown looming in September because they failed to pass a budget. In the latest poll, Congress's approval rating is down to fifteen percent. The dentist who killed Cecil the Lion is at seventeen percent.

Hillary Clinton's arrival caused a lockdown at Bergdorf Goodman's on Fifth Avenue Friday as she stopped in at the John Barrett salon fort a six hundred dollar haircut and six hundred dollar coloring. It's important. She wanted to look just right for her speech on income inequality in America.

Virginia former governor Jim Gilmore went on Fox News and announced he has decided to run for the GOP nomination for president and became the seventeenth candidate in the race. It's exhausting. Jim Gilmore's entrance to the race poses a serious threat to Senator Lindsey Graham's hold on last place.


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