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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 26, 2014 / 30 Menachem-Av, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Pentagon stepped up the bombing of the ISIS terrorist army in Iraq Friday following a video of an ISIS jihadist beheading a U.S. journalist. It reflected White House anger. The bombing mission was a clear message to ISIS never to interrupt the president's vacation again.

President Obama took to the links at Martha's Vineyard Wednesday eight minutes after he announced the U.S. journalist's murder by ISIS. It drew heat. PGA pros who play with him say that President Obama is a pretty good golfer for a guy who only plays six or seven times a week.

President Obama continued vacationing Friday despite crises in Iraq, Ukraine, Gaza and Missouri. It proves that he's America's most transformational president. Did you ever think you'd see a U.S. president who could get Democrats to defend golf and Republicans to attack golf?

Dr. Kent Brantley and his U.S. aide left his hospital Ebola-free Friday a month after they flew home to the U.S. from Africa infected with the virus. The Republicans are very concerned. If the cure for Ebola is being an American, then West Africa is about to become the fifty-first state .

The FBI warned that ISIS issued a tweet vowing to attack a U.S. city and posting a photo of Chicago. No one's all that concerned. Over the past ten years, the Taliban and al-Qaeda tried to infiltrate Chicago twice and both times, Crip gunfire drove them back across the Indiana line.

ABC News aired a story about Twitter proclaiming that the microblogging service might well be the news outlet for the twenty-first century. It's a difficult media to manage. Twitter keeps prompting everyone to add your location to your tweets, but ISIS isn't falling for that one.



Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said Thursday that ISIS in Iraq is worse than al-Qaeda ever was. Neither Shiites nor Kurds can put a lid on them. A new advertising billboard visible from the State Department building has Saddam Hussein's photo on it above the inscription, Miss Me Yet?

The GAO said President Obama broke the law trading five Taliban prisoners for Sgt. Bo Bergdahl. What a close call. President Obama could have been in Ferguson when the world learned he broke the law and confronted by police, but he was safe and secure in Golf Cart One.

The NFL Commissioner's office debated whether to fine or suspend players for marijuana use during the season Friday. It gives no football player a competitive advantage. The only way marijuana is a performance-enhancing drug if someone places a Moon Pie on the goal line.

The Cleveland Browns named Johnny Manziel second team quarterback Tuesday. He will hold the clipboard and wear headphones. Lloyds of London just refused to insure the Browns against Johnny Manziel chewing through electrical cord and frying himself by the third quarter.

Bank of America paid a seventeen billion dollar fine Thursday for selling toxic securities before the market crash. The bank's merger with Merrill Lynch got the operation rolling. B of A just merged with America's prostitutes so they can screw the American people more efficiently.

Joe Biden soared in the presidential polls last week among Democrats who are not happy with Hillary. We all love him as a gaffe machine. Back when Joe Biden was in college, a friend gave him a brownie with marijuana in it, but it was a huge waste because Joe couldn't keep it lit.


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