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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 5, 2014 / 9 Menachem-Av, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama hosts the first African Leaders Summit at the White House Wednesday with leaders of fifty African nations in attendance. There's great anticipation over tonight's banquet. The guest who brings President Obama's original birth certificate gets a special prize.

Michael Jackson's Neverland mansion in Santa Barbara was put on sale for thirty million dollars on Friday. He was a very powerful symbol in society. Michael Jackson was a black performer that white people loved and later on in life a white performer that black people loved.

Neverland Ranch was put on sale Friday by the financial firm that bought the note on the Santa Barbara mansion before Michael Jackson died. The neighbors want it sold before the federal government buys it and fills it with unaccompanied alien children. It'd be like old times.

President Obama vowed to act alone on illegal immigration if Congress refuses to pass a reform bill. For hundreds of miles the U.S. border is guarded by video cameras and electronic sensors. So Congress spent two billion dollars to give us the same security they have at The Gap.

The White House announced Wednesday the U.S. economy grew at an astounding pace of four percent in the second quarter. You can tell the recession's over and we're back to good times. Instead of shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back to shooting them for fun again.

India's Animal Control put birth control pills in bananas in trees to keep female monkeys from getting pregnant in Delhi. Great idea. It's good for fruit farmers whose crops are saved from monkey overpopulation and for female monkeys who want to concentrate on their careers.



Congress sued President Obama Wednesday for changing the Obamacare law without the House voting to approve the changes. It still has website problems. Last night when I tried to sign up for health care on the Obamacare website, I wound up watching porn for forty-five minutes.

Barack Obama said Friday the U.S. is doing all it can to keep Ebola from spreading to the U.S. Then he announced fifty African delegations are coming to Washington D.C. today. Whoever it is Obama's about to poison, he's showing Putin how to look innocent as a lamb while doing it.

CIA Director John Brennan apologized for spying on Congress about a year after the NSA apologized for spying. The U.S. government can't spy on your web traffic without a warrant. That's a right exclusively reserved to girlfriends tracking their boyfriends on Facebook.

The Economist reported obesity statistics showing that British women are the fattest in all Europe but pointed out they comprise a potent force in retail sales. The magazine says there's a new business in London which caters just to plus-sized women. It's a new McDonald's.

Chicago Police Chief Garry McCarthy was on the hot seat Friday over three-hundred-fifty shootings and forty-seven murders in Chicago so far this year. And it just never ends. Chicago is the city where U.S. Secretaries of State train to arrange all their cease-fires in the Middle East.

Bill Clinton was heard Friday on a tape recorded the day before the World Trade Center attack saying he could've killed bin Laden with a cruise missile in 2000 but too many civilians were near. His presidency was one rollicking ride. The mention of Bill Clinton recalls the good old days for comedians, when two hours wasn't a cease-fire, it was the gap between sex scandals.


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