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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 29, 2013 / 23 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Miley Cyrus made headlines with a raunchy number at the MTV Awards Sunday. She is the third big star raised at Disney after Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Disney's motto used to be The Happiest Place on Earth and now it's More Train Wrecks than Amtrak.

The NCAA neared a decision Tuesday on whether to punish Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel for selling his autographs. The Texan's leadership skills were always recognized. In high school his classmates voted him Most Likely to Become President of AA.

The FDA published a map showing that Oklahoma, Alabama, and Ohio lead in per-capita spending on prescription narcotics. The states don't apologize. The coaches are paid millions to go undefeated every fall and how they deal with the pressures is their business.

Rodeo clown Tuffy Gessling said he's received death threats since he got huge laughs at Missouri's state fair wearing an Obama mask in the ring while a bull chased him. There are no hard feelings. Tuffy resumes work this week, leading the first wave into Syria.

President Obama had lunch with Joe Biden in the Oval Office to plot foreign policy in the wake of the expected Allied attack on Syria. The White House chef personalizes the food for them at this weekly lunch. For instance, Joe Biden's lunch always comes with a toy.

The White House maintained Tuesday that President Bashar Al Assad used chemical weapons against opponents bent on overthrowing him. The administration has promised a proportional response. President Obama may order a gas attack on Fox News any day now.



The U.S. Navy sailed for Syria to punish Bashar Al Assad for using poisoned gas on his people. We can't hit him too hard or al-Qaeda takes over. Instead of firing a Tomahawk cruise missile the president has asked the Navy to clobber him with a rolled-up newspaper.

Russia's Vice Premier Dmitri Rogozin said the Anglo-Saxons are acting in the Islamic world like a monkey with a hand grenade. He was heard. All three major TV networks were overwhelmed by pitches for a reality show which stars a monkey with a hand grenade.

House Democrats announced a bill to double the taxes on all firearms and slap a fifty percent tax on bullets. It's silly. The number of wounded gangsters is just going to pile up if it is no longer cost-effective for you to lay down a cover fire for them to make it to the car.

GOP Senator Marco Rubio met with Silicon Valley CEOs Friday to raise money for his presidential run. He must raise his profile. In a recent poll sixty percent of Republican voters said they think that Marco Rubio is a game you play with kids in the swimming pool.

San Diego mayor Bob Filner finally resigned Friday after extensive negotiations with the city over his liability for sex harassment charges. Eighteen women accused him of groping them at work . The good news is, he was immediately hired as a trainer by the TSA.

President Obama addressed a civil rights crowd at the Lincoln Memorial Wednesday to commemorate MLK's I Have a Dream speech. He's half-white and half-black. After he spent five years buttressing Big Oil, doubling the Dow Jones, saving the big banks and launching Middle East attacks, the audience was anxious for any word from his black half.

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