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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 23, 2013 / 17 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | McDonald's employees announced plans to walk off the job on Labor Day to demand fifteen dollars an hour. It would put a damper on the weekend. Labor Day is a holiday when everyone celebrates a great American tradition, immigrants working on your day off .

Alex Rodriguez's lawyer accused the New York Yankees of colluding with Major League Baseball to try to void his contract with a lifetime suspension, plus hiding the severity of his hip injury from Alex. It's pretty bad. Last night Yankees coaches threw at Alex Rodriguez during batting practice.

The Nixon Library released tapes of Richard Nixon reacting to Watergate forty years ago. It was a burglary at the Watergate led by GOP operative G. Gordon Liddy looking for dirt on political opponents. The NSA refers to G. Gordon Liddy as the Father of Our Country.

Al Gore likened global warming skeptics to racists, homophobes and supporters of apartheid Tuesday. He's bitter. Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on the environment, then in a stunning reversal, the Supreme Court awarded it to George W. Bush.

Egyptian television reported President Obama's half brother Malik Obama in Kenya directs financial investments for the Muslim Brotherhood. It's big news. If the ability to direct an economy runs in the family, Israel will win the next war before a shot is fired.

President Obama embarks on a two-day bus tour of upstate New York and northeast Pennsylvania to promote ways of lowering the costs of college. The president really connects well with college students. They're both in their fifth year and hopelessly in debt.

Chevrolet introduced its new Corvette in Monterey, California, Monday, which boasts a four hundred sixty-five horsepower engine. They're unapologetically advertising the Corvette's brute power and speed. It doesn't run on gasoline, it runs on ground-up Priuses.



The White House announced Tuesday the First Family has added a second Portuguese Water Dog as a family pet and named her Sunny. They make great pets. The president's first Water Dog was a gift from Ted Kennedy, who discovered the breed at Chappaquiddick.

The New York Post reported statistics showing the U.S. leads the world in number of porn websites with five hundred million of them. Kids have it so easy today. It's so much easier to close a porn page than it is to sprint across the room, eject a VHS tape, and hide it.

Seattle held Hempfest in a local park last weekend where two hundred thousand pot smokers celebrated legalization. The cops can tell the difference between a drunk and a stoner. A drunk drives through a stop sign while the stoner waits for it to turn green.

Private Bradley Manning was sentenced to thirty-five years in prison for leaking U.S. secrets to WikiLeaks. It's partisan. Your own outlook is the judge of whether he is a traitor to his country or the clever recipient of thirty-five years of affordable health care.

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