In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 22, 2013 / 16 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Chevrolet introduced its seventh-generation Corvette Tuesday which is designed for young drivers They said the average age of a Corvette driver is sixty. However that averages out to forty-five, if you factor in the thirty-year-old stripper in the passenger seat.

The White House released video of the First Family's new dog Sunny on Monday. She will undergo the usual training. Sunny will stay in the White House Press Room until sitting up and begging and rolling over and humping the president's leg are second nature.

President Obama met the legendary undefeated Miami Dolphins team of forty years ago at the White House. They even scored a Super Bowl TD on a pass play drawn up for them by President Richard Nixon. It's the only blemish on an otherwise perfect record.

Al-Jazeera America started its news channel Tuesday but they've had trouble finding sponsors. They must be creative. If Allstate could hire George W. Bush to play Mayhem in their Al jazeera commercials, let's just say it would certainly reach their target audience.

Dick Van Dyke's Jaguar caught fire as he was driving on a freeway in L.A. Monday. His rescuer pulled him out through the driver's window just before the Jag exploded. It's a tribute to Dick Van Dyke that eyewitnesses said they never laughed so hard in their lives.

The NY Yankees enjoyed a huge spike in ticket sales since Alex Rodriguez returned amid doping charges and game-winning homers. He's reborn. Last night A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd fill an inside straight for him after the game.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz said Monday he will renounce any claim he may have to dual Canadian citizenship. He was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father. It's got Americans trying to remember if and when Lucy and Ricky went to Toronto.

Manhattan's federal judge banned the city's Stop and Frisk policy last Friday. Its use varies. In New York, Stop and Frisk is used by cops to pat down suspects on the street and in San Diego Stop and Frisk is used by the city's mayor to make sure he's not dreaming

The Clinton Presidential Library had a party on Clinton's birthday Monday. Southern farmers love him for passing NAFTA and ending the tariffs that started the Civil War . It's the least he could do for them in return for all the farmer's daughter jokes he re-enacted.

Caroline Kennedy's ambassadorship nomination forced her to reveal that she owns oil and gas wells in Oklahoma and Texas. She should flaunt the dirty little secret. No one knows if Caroline would be the first Democrat, the first woman or the first Kennedy allowed to join the Petroleum Club but it must be a great civil rights moment for somebody.

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