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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 13, 2013 / 7 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama met Greece's prime minister at the White House Friday. They had a nice exchange. He gave Greece advice on how save their economy and Greece gave him advice on how to make a tourist destination out of the ruins of your former civilization.

Another America hit the bookstores Friday, revealing that the freed American slaves who went back to Liberia took slaves themselves after settling in Africa. It's jarring. Maybe it will prove to racists once and for all that under the skin we're all exactly the same.

Apple founder Steve Jobs' brilliant life is the subject of a new movie this weekend called Jobs, starring Ashton Kutcher as the visionary. The sneak preview in L.A. caused a riot. Everyone saw Jobs up on the marquee and stormed the box office demanding an interview.

Apple announced Thursday it will introduce yet another brand-new iPhone this fall with brand-new features. This iPhone records your every movement and logs all your communications. There is a special app just for divorce lawyers called Track Your Quarry.

The National Football League announced it'll crack down on excessive celebrations by players this season. Classy player etiquette is coachable. The New England Patriots are watching tape of O.J. Simpson's reaction to his not guilty verdict until it's second nature.


Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel told reporters he wants to enjoy the normal college experience. That explains his entire off-season. Only in Texas are Safeway stores offering an eighteen-pack of Coors Lite for twelve dollars, and it's their Back-to-School Sale.

The Education Department said many schools will be opening this month with much tighter security. Los Angeles high schools love it. Just knowing there are armed guards everywhere watching everything makes teachers and students want each other even more.

President Obama had dog Bo flown up to Martha's Vineyard Saturday. The dog was a gift from Teddy Kennedy. The locals always said it was never officially summer on Martha's Vineyard until Teddy had driven into three or four parking meters in Edgartown.

Missouri's State Fair featured a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask who jumped out of a barrel and was chased around the arena by a bull. The crowd went wild. As a result of the furor, the clown has gone into hiding and the bull is leading all Republicans in Iowa.

Attorney General Eric Holder told the ABA that the DOJ will no longer tell D.A.'s about the prior arrests of drug suspects. It's so they can avoid mandatory prison sentences. At least one branch of the government isn't going to hand out free housing and health care.

Boston mob legend Whitey Bulger was convicted on multiple counts of racketeering Monday. After twenty years of futility the FBI put up his longtime girlfriend's photo in beauty shops and found him in Santa Monica in a week. One of these days, a mobster is going to attract a natural blonde, but till that day, there's always a way to track them down.

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