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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 7, 2013 / 1 Elul, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Supreme Court upheld an order forcing California to release ten thousand state prisoners Friday due to overcrowding. It's simple arithmetic. There just aren't enough beds for all the Crips, the Bloods, the Zetas, the Raiders, the Chargers and the Forty-Niners .

Major League Baseball gave out player suspensions for using performance-enhancing drugs Monday. One ballplayer tested positive for two types of steroids and a synthetic growth hormone. His agent warned him to avoid the white meat offered by Tyson Chicken.

Alex Rodriguez was suspended Monday for next season due to his connection to Biogenesis Lab. He will forfeit his forty million dollar salary next year, but he'll collect the seventy million left on his contract. The idea is to teach kids once and for all that crime doesn't pay.

Alex Rodriguez started for the New York Yankees against the White Sox in Chicago Monday after filing his suspension appeal. He came back in the wrong town. Alex was booed by the fans in Southside Chicago for not shooting it out with the commissioner like they would.

Illinois became the twentieth state in the Union Friday to legalize the medical use of marijuana and set-up legal pot dispensaries. It could save Chicago. If it works the way it did in Los Angeles, legalized pot limits murders to anybody within range of your couch.

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner's tenth accuser emerged who said he sexually harassed her after services at La Jolla Presbyterian. It's a beautiful church. La Jolla is a wealthy suburb where Mitt Romney also lives, the difference being the Presbyterians are the elect.

Colin Powell was revealed to have had an e-mail affair with Romanian official Corina Cretu after his e-mail was hacked. No party gained politically. It's just the Democrats luck that the only Republican caught having cyber-sex endorsed President Obama last year.



The FEC reported dead people gave six hundred thousand dollars to campaigns last year. Three fourths went to Democrats, one-fourth to Libertarians. Once Republicans die they're prevented from donating to campaigns or worthy causes by what the law calls heirs.

President Obama shut U.S embassies in the Mideast over attack fears Sunday. No one blamed it on an anti-Muslim film this time. However, the day before, Lawrence of Arabia ran on Turner Classic Movies in case anyone wonders if Peter O'Toole has still got it.

The White House closed U.S. embassies in every Muslim country in the world Sunday for fear of terror attacks. For the last two years, the administration has insisted that al-Qaeda is on the run. Every seven seconds, they're fifty yards closer to the embassy gates.

TSA officials were ripped by House committees last week for sloppy work by the TSA guards at airports in the United States. Last year at LAX, security videotape caught four TSA guys snorting cocaine. It's the first time anybody's seen lines go that fast at the airport.

President Obama is vacationing at Martha's Vineyard at the home of Chicago venture capitalist David Schulte. He seizes bad companies, prunes them and turns them around like Mitt Romney does. They are described by Somali pirates as the Fathers of Our Country.

The DEA was reported Monday to be using NSA-intercepted calls to nail drug dealers without telling prosecutors. This is crazy. Apparently somebody read JFK's speech in which he declared that we are all Berliners and decided the government should be Nazis.

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