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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 1, 2013 / 25 Menachem-Av, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBC announced Monday it will air a four-part miniseries about the life of Hillary Clinton that stars Diane Lane. The network says it will cover her good times as well as her dark times. Already the rumor is that NBC has offered Jay Leno the role of Vince Foster .

Private Bradley Manning faces life in jail after his conviction for providing classified intel to WikiLeaks. He'll end up pardoned. President Obama once promised Americans the most transparent administration in history and thanks to WikiLeaks it's all come true.

The White House asked stars to urge young adults to buy ObamaCare. Young people must pay to subsidize health care for older people, so their parents will live forever and they'll never inherit any money to pay off their student loans. It's only a matter of time before young people secede from the Union.

Switzerland had a train collision injuring thirty-five Tuesday, days after Spain's high-speed train derailment killed dozens. A day later an Italian tour bus went off a cliff. This just vindicates America's energy policy of having four cars for four members of the family.

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner enters sex rehab Monday after nine women accused him of groping them. It's a two-week rehab. The city council appointed the head of the local cantaloupe pickers union to fill in for him while he's gone, to ensure that there's a seamless transition.

Washington D.C. cops arrested a woman who splashed green paint on Lincoln's statue in the Lincoln Memorial Friday and escaped. It's bewildering. The only improvement in Lincoln's security over the last one hundred fifty years is that this time he saw it coming.

New York's ban on the sale of sugary drinks and sodas over sixteen ounces was ruled unconstitutional Tuesday by a federal court. There was never any doubt. If there's one thing we know about the Founding Fathers it's that they liked Classic Coke, and lots of it.

Anthony Weiner admitted he used the name Carlos Danger to lewd-text women. The mayor's race is chaos. Democrats want Anthony Weiner to quit the race and Republicans want to give Carlos Danger a pathway to citizenship and a spot on the national ticket in 2016 .

Saudi Prince Alawed bin Talal warned that soaring U.S. oil drilling under the Obama Administration threatens OPEC. Right now, Wall Street, big banks, and oil are booming and Detroit is bankrupt. Now it's the Democrats who want to see Obama's birth certificate.

The National Parks Service reported a record number of brown bears were hit and killed by drivers on national park roads last year. Blame it on government over-planning. It was a mistake to allow landscapers to plant all those Picnic Basket trees on the medians.

Hollywood protesters poured Stolichnaya vodka into the L.A. local sewer drains after Russia passed anti-gay laws. There's already the world's highest amount of cocaine measured in L.A.'s runoff water. When L.A. banned plastic grocery bags last year in order to save the sea life from choking they didn't realize the fish might need them for vomiting.

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