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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 21, 2012 / 3 Elul, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House saw a new poll Friday showing two-thirds of Americans believe the country is going in the wrong direction. It's not all bad. Waiting for Joe Biden to say something really stupid every day has replaced baseball as America's National Pastime.

President Obama had lunch with Hillary Clinton at the White House Thursday in the wake of Joe Biden's damage to the ticket. It's that special time every four years when she's considered as the party's vice presidential nominee. Hillary celebrates it as Passover.

Joe Biden told a crowd Wednesday we're living in the twentieth century, just one day after he spoke in a black dialect to accuse the GOP of wanting to put blacks back in chains. Time marches on. Dan Quayle is now America's elder statesman of comedy vice-presidents.

Mitt Romney took the lead in polls after a week of personal attacks. The strategy backfired on the Democrats. They labeled Mitt Romney as a tax cheat, a slave-trader and a wife-murderer and it made him look like a man who's not afraid to make the tough decisions.

Charlie Sheen said Friday his recovery program includes several glasses of wine and a little pot every night. There's still hope for him. Thousands of people showed up in Memphis on Thursday to cheer when Elvis Presley celebrated thirty-five years of sobriety.

Taylor Swift bought a house at the Kennedy compound at Cape Cod Friday to be near a Kennedy she's dating. It has six bedrooms and six bathrooms. All the houses in the Kennedy compound are designed that way so they don't have to walk very far to cheat or throw up.

The White House disclosed Thursday that President Obama brews his own beer in the basement of the White House living quarters. The reporters weren't surprised in the least. It's an old Chicago tradition, just in case Prohibition comes back, to be prepared.

Kelsey Grammer came out on the Tonight Show and admitted he is a Republican last week. It's the cycle of life. When actors are ready to retire in Hollywood they admit they are Republicans and when actresses are ready to retire they have their implants removed.

Homeland Security official Suzy Barr went on leave after three men said she engaged in lewd behavior toward them at work. She's in charge of immigration enforcement. This proves that when employees have no work to do, office romances break out like hives.

The U.S. soccer team beat Mexico's soccer team in Mexico City Wednesday for the first time in seventy-five years. It's a good thing this happened in Mexico City and not Los Angeles. If this had happened where there are a lot of Mexicans, there might have been a riot.

The U.S. military sent surveillance blimps to patrol the Mexican border to stop illegal immigrants from entering U.S. territory. It's the last idea we have. We are this close to going back to the original foolproof system of having Comanche tribes patrol the border.

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