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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 17, 2012 / 29 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange got diplomatic immunity in Ecuador from getting prosecuted for leaking cables that embarrassed the U.S. government. The case is weak. If embarrassing the U.S. government were a crime, Joe Biden would be on death row at Leavenworth.

Joe Biden refused to apologize Tuesday for telling a black audience that Republicans plan to put them back in chains in Virginia. At least everyone's listening. There's been a boom in bomb shelter construction ever since he gave a speech in Tokyo last week.

Rudy Giuliani openly questioned Joe Biden's mental capacity Tuesday. He's insulted minorities, he's sworn onstage and he's asked a wheelchair-bound person to stand up for a round of applause. It raises a lot of questions, and the answer to all of them is too much Scotch.

President Obama's order allowing work permits for young illegal aliens took effect Wednesday. He'll let them stay here if they pay five hundred dollars for a permit. It's viewed by some as a humane gesture and by others as a new low in campaign fundraising.

Bill Clinton agreed to give the keynote speech at the Democratic Convention. Today's young adults were only seven during the Monica scandal. They may have been lousy in math and science but they could spell fellatio younger than any other generation in history.

President Obama campaigned in Iowa Tuesday where he proposed that the federal government buy up beef to help raise prices. He admitted that the economy is a little sluggish right now. That's true, in the same way that Elvis Presley's a little sluggish right now.

History Channel News polled American historians on President Obama's legacy this past month. The poll showed the Obama presidency was rated as a failure by over sixty percent of historians. The good news is, they're the highest poll numbers he's had in years.

Florida police arrested a man for shoplifting Monday who was completing a national stealing spree from appliance, electronics and grocery stores. He boasted he's shoplifted in all fifty states. If convicted, he could get two-to-forty years in the United States Congress.

Homeland Security official Suzy Barr was sued for sex harassment Tuesday by male ICE agents. They claim the women bosses at DHS treated them like male strippers at the office. The defense plans to introduce evidence that they were never once late for work.

Minnesota released a study showing that movie popcorn butter has a chemical that causes memory loss. This could save a lot of careers. Baseball players can now tell Congress they just saw a double feature and cannot remember whether they took steroids.

Paul Ryan's fraternity house at Miami of Ohio was besieged by reporters Wednesday looking for background dirt on the VP candidate. They all wanted shirtless pictures of him partying. He graduated twenty years ago, which was about ten years before the cell phone camera ruined every fraternity man's chances of ever achieving national office.

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