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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 16, 2012 / 28 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The CDC released a list of the twelve states with the highest obesity rates in America Tuesday. They're all Southern states. When Rhett Butler warned everyone at the Wilkes plantation that all the South had was cotton and arrogance, he forgot to mention fried food.

Democrats released a photo of Paul Ryan holding up a rifle next to the deer he'd just killed in the woods. It's honorable to display your weapon. Californians frequently pose next to the deer they just killed and in the photograph you can see they're still texting.

Paul Ryan's daily fitness and nutrition routine was detailed in USA Today Tuesday. It is a brutal regimen giving him a six percent body fat. When Republicans are asked for their plan to replace ObamaCare, no one will be happy to hear that it's Eat Right and Exercise.

Chelsea Clinton told Vogue Tuesday she has decided to embrace her inheritance and family legacy. Just what that means is open to speculation. Her parents thought that it meant she is running for office and her husband thought she was already cheating on him.

President Obama urged Iowa voters Monday to tell Paul Ryan to pass the farm relief bill in Congress. The House already passed the farm relief bill. It's stalled in the Senate, where Democrats are waiting for Barack Obama to point at the clouds and order it to rain.

Joe Biden told black people in Virginia Tuesday that Mitt Romney will put the chains back on them. He used an old plantation dialect. The administration's willingness to start a civil war indicates they have must have solved the California-to-New York supply problem.

The TSA's pre-flight interview screening at Boston was ripped by Muslims, Hispanics and blacks. And that's apart from complaints about agents groping women. The TSA started as a plan to stop al-Qaeda attacks and in ten years it's become an East German Checkpoint for Charlies.

President Obama talked wind energy while campaigning in Iowa Tuesday. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney talked coal power in Ohio. The presidential candidates are spending so much time in the five swing states that the residents are sorry they ever took up wife swapping.

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