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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 9, 2012 / 21 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | German sociologists claimed Sunday if a person doesn't social network they could be insane. None of the latest shooters were on Facebook. You're not considered a normal adult anymore unless you spend all your time spying on people and posting party pictures.

Wisconsin Sikh Temple shooter Wade Page was reported to be an U.S. Army washout and an active member of white supremacist groups. He was also a drummer in neo-Nazi bands. They play hard rock with angry lyrics and the toughest part is having to polka to it.

The Los Angeles City Council declared Tuesday to be Bob Marley Day. The leaders in the city are determined to celebrate diversity. While Hollywood cocaine users get all the glory, the vast majority of people in Los Angeles who are potheads deserve recognition too.

NFL replacement referee Shannon Easton is set to make history as the first woman ever to referee an NFL game. It's unprecedented. It's the first time a woman ever blew the whistle on an NFL player that didn't alert other park goers that a rape was in progress.

Congress is considering a bill to exempt U.S. Olympic athletes from paying income taxes on the medals and cash they win. It's the only way to get them to bring home the gold. Three weeks is just long enough to learn that Grand Cayman Island has branch banks in London.

Harry Reid charged Friday that Mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes in ten years. Many say it could bring Mitt sympathy. If Harry Reid proves that Romney hasn't paid taxes in ten years, Democratic voters may feel sorry for him and share their food stamps with him.

Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said U.S. food will be poisoned if Mitt Romney is elected and she called the GOP the party of E. coli. The metaphor marked a shift in party strategy. Pushing grandmother off the cliff wasn't working anymore so they had to go with diarrhea.

Mitt Romney was rumored Tuesday to be considering CIA chief General David Petraeus to be his running mate. He's worked for George W. Bush, now he works for Obama and soon he may be campaigning for Romney. This economy really saps you of everything you stand for.

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