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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 3, 2012 / 15 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Chick-fil-A was jam-packed Wednesday by people in support of the store's president, who opposes same-sex marriage. Sales were phenomenal. The next day GM told car buyers that a Chevy Volt can only be charged by inserting a male plug into a female socket.

Somali comedian Abdi Marshale was assassinated in Mogadishu Tuesday minutes after leaving a radio station. He was famous for making fun of al-Qaeda. Like Americans, nine-tenths of Somalis get their news from comedy monologues every night, and their censorship methods are still crude.

Snoop Dogg said Tuesday he's decided to change his name to Snoop Lion after he took a trip to Jamaica. He said he's become the reincarnation of Bob Marley after meeting his ghost there. It saves a lot of scientific study to determine which country grows the best pot.

Chicago meteorologists reported Tuesday that the heat wave raised the temperature of Lake Michigan to eighty-two degrees. It's the warmest ever. The fish say they aren't bothered by the hot water but they tell the tabloids that Jimmy Hoffa is starting to braise.

The Consumer Products Safety Commission said a thousand Americans were injured and hospitalized last year due to distracted walking. And they're all so shocked when they wake up in a hospital. They are supposed to get a text alert whenever a car is coming.

L.A. city employees were ordered to stop watching the Olympics live from London on their office computers on Tuesday. The high volume of computer traffic was overloading the networks. Other city employees were unable to go online for Internet shopping and porn.

India had a huge power outage Tuesday which cut power for six hundred million people. It brought business to a halt. The Hollywood producer who made A Day without Mexicans plans to make a movie about its effect on America and call it A Day without Telemarketing.

President Obama was ripped by black ministers in Washington D.C. who urged him to recant his support for gay marriage. He just shrugged it off. President Obama knows he doesn't need the black vote to stay in the White House, he can always play the coup card.

Mitt Romney's campaign released a phone app Tuesday that it will use to announce his VP pick. Is this wise? It could be a traffic hazard to send this information to people's phones because they're likely to go careening off the road when it turns out to be Palin again.

China's teenage Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen won two gold medals with astonishing times Tuesday, prompting doping suspicions. The genetic manipulation is a mixed bag. The gills help her to move faster in the water but the penis slows her down.

The Olympic Games were hit with another insensitive tweet by an athlete Tuesday, this time it was a joke about gay platform divers and HIV. One athlete was sent home this week for tweeting a black joke and another sent home for a Korean joke. If it were not for political correctness, America's most decorated athlete would be Andrew Dice Clay.

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