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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 2, 2012 / 14 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mitt Romney praised Israelis for their success despite their lack of natural resources Monday. He attributed it to Israel's cultural superiority. Palestinians called his remarks racist and insisted that Mitt's horse be sent home from the Olympics and beaten to death.

The London Games were plagued by empty seats at sporting venues on Monday. Bureaucracy and inefficiency are to blame. The organizers gave a block of tickets to the National Health Service to hand out to patients and a lot of people died before they could get to the games.

Olympic officials questioned if China's sixteen-year-old female swimming medalist is doping to achieve her superhuman race times. She's always been fast. When she was thirteen she was able to assemble an athletic shoe in only two minutes and twelve seconds.

India suffered power blackouts Tuesday that left three hundred million Americans without tech support. It was chaos. India's government issued a statement urging Americans to turn the computer off for five minutes, turn it back on, and see if that works.

The DEA said cocaine production in Colombia dropped by one-fourth last year. They added that cocaine consumption in the U.S. had dropped forty percent in six years. It's related to the housing bust. Once you lose your house to foreclosure there's no coffee table.

Cape Cod beachgoers saw a shark attack a guy off a beach Monday where there were no lifeguards. Doctors on the beach stopped the bleeding. Doctors roam unsupervised on beaches during shark season like gypsy cab drivers to make some needed cash on demand.

Washington D.C. public schools started a pilot program that pays kids five dollars an hour to go to summer school. It'll backfire. They enter the program as poor minority youth but once they see what's left after taxes they're sure to form Young Republican Clubs.

Congress will adjourn this week after avoiding a budget showdown. They live by one motto. If you're elected to Congress and have the choice of breaking your word to the people or to the lobbyists, break your word to the people, because the lobbyists remember.

The London Daily Mail reported Monday that the Olympics have turned London into a ghost town for merchants. The Games drew one hundred thousand tourists this week but the week usually brings three hundred thousand tourists anyway. Local merchants are losing so much money that Londoners are now praising Mitt Romney for his tact last week.

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