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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Aug 1, 2012 / 13 Menachem-Av, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Colorado shooter James Holmes was indicted in state court on two dozen counts of murder Monday. At least they got him. If he'd pulled off this crime at the Olympics, he could have escaped and flown to Switzerland before anybody saw what happened on NBC.

The London Olympics opener on Friday was a tribute to the working class and free health care. No mention of royal glory, nobility, mercantile wealth, or new nations created by British colonists. By the evening's end, NBC owed Mitt Romney four hours of equal time.

Bill Clinton was chosen to be keynote speaker at the Democratic Convention to helps with white male voters. It fell to him. Bill Clinton polls second behind Charlie Sheen among white males, but Charlie was previously scheduled with another personal scandal that day.

House Republicans accused the White House of leaking additional national security secrets Monday. This is serious. It's either treason or it's the greatest confusion over leaks in Washington since many Americans assumed that Barry Goldwater was a urologist.

The White House denied that Barack Obama returned Churchill's bust to the British Embassy when he took office. You know the defense. Obama says he didn't do that, the bust traveled back to the British Embassy over roads and bridges built by somebody else.

Death Valley was threatened with closure of its air strip Friday by the National Park Service. They want to discourage settlements. Developers say all that Death Valley needs is water and lots of good people, the same thing they need in Hell, come to think of it.

Penn State said it may get a loan to pay the NCAA's sixty-million-dollar fine in the child sex abuse scandal. The sanctions hurt. Taking down the statue of Joe Paterno at the stadium was one thing but putting it back up at Neverland Ranch seems a little harsh.

A Swiss soccer athlete became the second Olympic star to get sent home for making a racist tweet Monday. It all helps the cause. Someday political correctness may finally die if everybody gets kicked out of everything for tweeting too fast during a weak moment.

A German company opened up a hotline that lets Germans cuss out a stranger on the other end of the line to blow off steam. This was the original purpose of the U.N. Now for a dollar a minute Germany can have the benefits without paying New York restaurant prices.

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