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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 11, 2011 / 11 Menachem-Av, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama went on TV and killed the stock market Monday, then stayed off TV Tuesday and the Dow soared. It's a real predicament for him. The Devil hasn't had this much fun since he offered Tiger the world's greatest golfing career or any woman he wants.

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes had a big weekend with fifty-four million in ticket sales. In the movie, a bunch of apes take over and destroy everything. For eleven bucks a ticket Americans find this kind of thing amusing but for fourteen trillion dollars it's not that funny.

NFL players balked at the idea of blood-testing for Human Growth Hormone on game day. They can work it out. To make sure no player is unfairly penalized, they're going to have Barry Bonds' trainer draw the blood and Roger Clemens's prosecutor file the charges.

London broke out in fiery racial street protests Tuesday when a policeman shot and killed a suspect in his cab. The burning turned to looting and strip-robbing people on the street. The goal of the rioting is to overthrow Queen Elizabeth and install Rodney King.

Scotland Yard reported looters strip robbed Londoners on the streets during rioting Monday That means casualties. Episcopalians get shot while being robbed more than anybody because we don't want passers-by to think we're praying with our arms in the air.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo predicted Tuesday that same-sex marriage will soon be national. Last week a native American tribe in Washington state voted for same-sex marriage. The election result was announced by the tribe's chief, Dances with Anyone.

Martha's Vineyard firemen put out a fire in the vacation home where Barack Obama will stay later this month. The island lost its volunteer fire department. They used to respond to burning houses in the summer by having Teddy Kennedy take them for a drive.

Colorado residents petitioned the U.S. Board on Geographic Names Thursday to name a mountain top in Colorado after John Denver. It set off a chain reaction. The next day Wall Street brokers asked NASA if they could name a meteor crater after President Obama.

President Obama went on TV during Wall Street's sell-off Monday to calm a panicky stock market. Then he called for tax hikes and the market plunged three hundred points while he spoke. Community activists simply don't have any training in how to be soothing.

Wall Street bounced back Tuesday, easing fears of a deeper crash following Monday's dive. Last week America lost its AAA status. That means if the economy gets a flat tire it'll have to sit on the side of the road until the president learns how to jack up an economy.

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