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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 3, 2011 / 3 Menachem-Av, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. returned thirty-three Mexican soldiers Saturday who had accidentally crossed the border into the U.S. No one thought it was on purpose. President Obama may be able to carry the Southwest because the economy is so bad that only a lunatic would come here looking for a job.

President Obama and George W. Bush agreed to appear at Ground Zero next month on the tenth anniversary of the World Trade Center attack. What a scene. They'll be standing on the rubble of the U.S. economy, pointing at one another and vowing that we will get whoever did this.

The Weather Channel reported Monday that Washington D.C. has suffered its hottest week in years. The weather caused a lot of bickering and short tempers on Capitol Hill. Democrats tried to get the mercury up to one hundred and five and the Tea Party demanded it stay under ninety.

The Tea Party was livid at the deal cut by Congress to raise the debt ceiling Monday. They said they were tired of last-minute deals cooked in the back room and shoved down their throats. It doesn't help when Congress takes away half the fries and replaces them with apples.

The Treasury faced a possible credit downgrade Tuesday but avoided default. Under a default the U.S. government would be forced to pay Chinese bondholders ahead of Americans who are owed money. Our victory in the Cold War is going to turn out to be shorter than our war in Iraq.

The White House and Congress agreed to require a blue-ribbon panel of U.S. lawmakers to offer deeper budget cuts by Thanksgiving or be forced to cut Medicare. They're holding Medicare hostage. Democrats are so angry Jimmy Carter just compared President Obama to Jimmy Carter.

Joe Biden worked out a debt ceiling deal with House and Senate leaders Sunday as the Republicans declared victory, Democrats declared victory and the White House declared victory. Wall Street was suspicious. They know that when everybody gets a trophy it's socialism.

Kelsey Grammer told reporters Monday he may run for New York Mayor as a Republican in favor of lower taxes and small government. The Democrats will never find any dirt on him. They have got lots of video of him drinking in a bar but on every episode he went home with his wife.

Bill Clinton endorsed New York's same-sex marriage law on Monday although he opposed same-sex marriage when he was president. Forget the logic. Gay groups won't accuse him of inconsistency because, to be fair, Bill Clinton opposed his own marriage when he was president.

Congressman David Wu resigned Friday after allegations he had sex with a teenager. He's the fourth member of Congress to leave this year over a sex scandal. It's certainly no problem getting a defense bill through Congress when we're fighting an adversary that stones adulterers.

Kobe Bryant said Monday he wants to play pro ball in Turkey during the NBA lockout and he's asking clubs for a million a month. They don't need an L.A. Laker playing basketball in Turkey. With the Arab Spring sweeping the Near East, they've got all the riots they can handle.

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