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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 27, 2010 / 17 Elul, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tiger Woods admitted publicly Tuesday his divorce from Elin Nordegren has been tough on him. The two hundred million dollar settlement got everyone's attention. Elin Nordegren will go down in history as the woman who killed the Free Love Movement.


Elin Nordegren spoke to People magazine after her divorce from Tiger Woods Monday. This nightmare is over for her. During divorce proceedings she's had to go through the three stages of grieving --- anger, denial, and dancing around with the settlement check.


Chinese News aired a sixty-mile-long freeway jam leading into Beijing Wednesday that's lasted ten days. The same thing happened in L.A. sixty years ago and China shouldn't worry. When the drivers run out of food and water they'll just give up wherever they are on the road and form suburbs.


Lindsay Lohan was praised by her judge Wednesday and released early from rehab at UCLA Hospital. That's the usual sobriety route in Hollywood. A rehab is a place where you spend sixty thousand dollars to find out that twelve-step meetings are free.


Betty White won an Emmy Sunday for her stint hosting Saturday Night Live last fall at the age of eighty-eight. Her age was uncovered while she was in New York. It's illegal to look up someone's real age in California because it's considered a breach of actor-G0d confidentiality.


President Obama held a conference call with his economic advisers Wednesday when a thunderstorm kept him indoors at Martha's Vineyard. Who allowed him to do this? Calling these guys for advice during a thunderstorm is a good way to get electrocuted.


President Obama was annoyed by reporters assigned to cover him at Martha's Vineyard Wednesday as he shopped in a local seafood market. They asked him a question about Iraq and he snapped that he was buying shrimp. He's really had a taste for it ever since he was in Louisiana and the Secret Service wouldn't let him eat any.


Jimmy Carter flew to North Korea to free an American citizen the North Koreans jailed for entering the country illegally. That says it all. North Korea has no money and cold weather and little food and Americans are sneaking in for a better life.


California's Department of Health added pet frogs which people keep at home to the list of suspects for the salmonella outbreak. They're the latest rage. People are buying frogs at pet stores and kissing them hoping they'll turn into a job with benefits.


The U.N. Human Rights Council lectured the U.S. on refugee treatment Wednesday. We aren't so bad. Yesterday only two detentions were reported worldwide, the first guy was a Cuban who failed to escape to the United States and the second guy was a Mexican who succeeded.


U.S. Marine General James Conway said Tuesday President Obama's promise to voters to withdraw U.S. troops from Afghanistan by next July just encourages the Taliban to hold out. It was just a political promise to the voters. Kennedy wedding vows are more binding.


John McCain won Arizona's GOP Senate primary Tuesday after he radically changed his previous support for a pathway to citizenship for illegal aliens. It was a lesson learned. In addition to the GOP Senate nomination, John McCain just got his one-year sobriety cake at Amnesty Anonymous.


The London Sun reported that a German man had a bullet in his head for five years and didn't know it until a doctor found it Wednesday. They think it fell from the sky on a New Year's Eve. Germans fire their guns into the air every New Year's Eve because the Allies forgot to include the sky in the terms of surrender.

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