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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 24, 2010 / 14 Elul, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tiger Woods told reporters Friday he hopes to be picked for the Ryder Cup team but he refused to discuss his love life. Everyone else does. The Postal Service just announced plans to honor Tiger Woods by putting his photograph on the overnight stamp.

Brett Favre rejoined the Minnesota Vikings Thursday, causing celebration in the NFL offices and on Madison Avenue. It's the ratings. Brett Favre draws so many TV viewers that Minnesota can't even hand the ball over on downs unless advertisers agree.

Larry King's CNN exit stalled because Englishman Piers Morgan can't get a work visa to replace King. Foreign work visas are hard to get. There are thousands of softball teams in America and surely one of them has a pitcher who could do that job.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced she will host Palestinian-Israeli peace talks in Washington D.C. Observers were surprised the Israelis agreed to come to the United States for the talks. You'd think they would insist on a neutral country.

President Obama arrived at the wealthy retreat Martha's Vineyard Thursday. The locals weren't so glad to see him at the rate he wants to tax the rich. A year from now cops will be pulling over NBA players and arresting them for possession of money.

President Obama wasn't allowed to swim in Martha's Vineyard Friday because the water is contaminated with noxious fecal bacteria. No one can swim in it. It was just British Petroleum's luck that last week they opened an egg farm in Massachusetts.

President Obama played golf on Martha's Vineyard and then went for a leisurely stroll on the island Friday. At one point he stopped and tossed rocks into a scenic pond. Passersby just assumed that he was a Muslim and the pond had committed adultery.

The White House shrugged off a Time poll Friday saying one-fourth of Americans believe Barack Obama's a Muslim. It's a real concern. Most Americans feel the only thing he can do to alter their perception is to change his name back to Cassius Clay.

The White House insisted Friday that President Obama is a Christian. He honors all religions. President Obama had a dinner on Ramadan, he set up a Christmas tree, and for Yom Kippur he's going to give the Israelis permission to cross Iraqi airspace.

Ground Zero mosque backer Imam Rauf's wife Daisy Khan said that American Muslims must fight for a bigger society and support the Ground Zero mosque. She wants us to be more tolerant of the people who attacked the World Trade Center. Next they will be demanding affirmative action and that every fourth person on a plane must have a boxcutter.

The FDA recalled four hundred million eggs on Friday after a national outbreak of salmonella poisoning caused thousands to get sick. People took precautions. Every Denny's served the Grand Slam Breakfast with an airsickness bag as a place mat.

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