Home
In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 18, 2010 / 8 Elul, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Mel Gibson lost control of his Maserati while driving in Malibu Sunday evening and the car veered into a Malibu hillside. He was very upset at the car but nothing was caught on audiotape. By the time the police arrived he'd run out of Italian slurs.


Louisiana fishermen set out into the Gulf of Mexico Monday on the first day of shrimping season. Everything was upbeat. The water is clear, the beaches are clean and there's twenty billion dollars waiting for anyone who can forge a fishing license.


Bozo the Clown was honored on the fiftieth anniversary of his debut in Chicago Monday. What memories. It recalls a more innocent time back when you could defeat your political opponent by calling him a Bozo and you didn't have to say he was Hitler.


The Tillman Story opens in movie theaters Friday about Arizona Cardinals great Pat Tillman. He gave up NFL stardom to die fighting in Afghanistan. President Obama just declared his support for the building of a mosque near Arizona Cardinals Stadium.


President Obama ignited a firestorm Friday by backing the building of a mosque near Ground Zero. WTC families are appalled. Conservatives no longer think Barack Obama's the Manchurian Candidate, they're starting to think that he's Rosemary's Baby.


President Obama retreated from his support for a Ground Zero mosque Friday and insisted he was commenting on its legality and not its propriety. Think of it as cleaner energy. The breeze from President Obama's U-turn is powering windmills on the White House lawn.


President Obama held a fundraiser at a home in Beverly Hills Monday. Attendees paid thirty thousand dollars per couple to meet him. Obama knew he was in L.A. when sixty married couples showed up and the only chick in the room was Barbra Streisand.


South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene was indicted Friday for showing porn to an underage girl. Democrats said it's not enough to knock him off the state ticket. When alcohol does its taxes, it lists South Carolina as a dependent.


The U.S. Postal Service reported a three-billion-dollar loss last quarter. Their figures show they lost a billion a month. The post office is always bragging it's the most profitable branch of government, and now they have the numbers to back it up.

Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.


Argus' Archives

© 2009, Argus Hamilton

Columnists

Toons

Lifestyles