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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 11, 2010 / 1 Elul, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Michelle Obama vacationed on a beach in Spain Saturday where she was protected by security guards who followed her into the ocean. The threat was very real. Ever since the gulf oil spill the NSA's been picking up a lot of chatter from the dolphins.


Naomi Campbell was called a perjurer in international court Monday for denying she knowingly received conflict diamonds from Liberia's warlord Charles Taylor. All diamonds are conflict diamonds. That's why they are used as wedding rings.


Johnny Carson's personal trust transferred a hundred and fifty million dollars to the late comedian's charity foundation Monday. The foundation announced it will give money to non-profits. The line for grants starts in Malibu and ends in Cleveland.


Tiger Woods hit three fans with errant shots at last week's World Golf Championship in Akron. It was bad. You never thought you'd see the day when Tiger Woods could add up his score after each hole by looking down the fairway and counting the wounded.


NBC dropped Keith Olbermann from Sunday Night Football Monday. Oprah's ratings are down, Letterman's are down and Olbermann lost a gig at which he truly excels. The only thing linked with Obama that's not going down right now is the unemployment rate.


President Obama spoke in Texas Monday and he blasted Republicans for proposing tax cuts. That took courage. He's so unpopular in Texas that the only way they could get an audience for his speech was to put up a sign outside reading Now Hiring.


Russian firefighters battled massive wildfires on Monday which burned hundreds of square miles of brush on the Siberian tundra. BP never should have transferred its former CEO Tony Heyward to Siberia. The earth erupts in welcome wherever he goes.


The Summer Olympic Games in London kept BP as a principal sponsor Tuesday. The company has lots of tie-ins planned. It'll be a dramatic moment when the marathon runner runs into Wembley Stadium and lights the water fountain with the Olympic torch.


Nobel Prize-winning physicist Stephen Hawking said Monday mankind must leave the planet Earth or face certain extinction. He's not the first prominent thinker to give up on the planet. Three masseuses are willing to testify that Al Gore threw in the towel.


Milwaukee's teachers union demanded Friday that Viagra be restored to its health care coverage. They're very serious. Milwaukee schools would lead the nation in academic achievement if the teachers were this concerned about getting test scores up.


GQ says Kentucky GOP Senate candidate Rand Paul was a wild kid in college. He belonged to a secret liberal club and once tied up a female classmate and made her smoke pot. He's now raising so much money from Hollywood the Democrats will never beat him.


Moscow's Sauna World Championship was marred Sunday when a participant died in the two-hundred-fifty-degree steam. That's the difference between our countries. In Russia steambaths are an Olympic event while in America they're a gay marriage rally.

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