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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 10, 2010 / 30 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | California's ballot measure banning same-sex marriage was overturned Wednesday by a U.S. judge in San Francisco. It never had a chance in a city so overwhelmingly gay. When the cops pull you over in San Francisco they ask you to fly a straight line.


Alex Rodriguez hit his six hundredth home run at Yankee Stadium Wednesday. The homer was a tape-measure blast. The ball landed over the left field fence inside Monument Park right between the two plaques honoring Jose Canseco and Lance Armstrong.


The U.S. Marshals Service admitted Friday it has been storing images from courthouse body scans. The TSA is suspected of saving airport body scans. We should have known what the government was doing when they wouldn't stop complaining about the obesity epidemic.


Warren Buffett got pledges from billionaires nationwide Tuesday to leave their fortunes to charity. He said he'll leave all his billions to charity when he dies. This explains why his children's favorite Christmas movie was always Double Indemnity.


Missouri voted down President Obama's mandate that everybody must buy health insurance. They're not afraid to fight Washington. President Lyndon Johnson sent half a million U.S. troops to Vietnam because it was easier than desegregating Missouri.


Iran test-fired missiles Monday which the Pentagon said are capable of hitting eighty U.S. military bases in the Middle East. It says a lot. If there were eighty U.S. military bases protecting Duracell, you'd know we were serious about the electric car.


President Obama received the lowest approval ratings of his presidency in last week's Gallup Poll. His policies are wildly unpopular and the American economy is collapsing but he has a plan. He is going to change his middle name to Herbert Walker.


Michelle Obama was criticized Thursday for jetting to Spain and renting thirty-five hotel rooms at a five-star resort. It's fair to criticize her for the trip. Why should only teachers and autoworkers live like royalty at the taxpayer's expense?


Attorney General Eric Holder announced the arrest Thursday of fourteen men who aided the terrorist group al-Shabab in Somalia. There is no government in Somalia, only piracy. The arrested suspects didn't mean to support the terrorist organization, they were merely trying to invest in a country with a more business-friendly climate.


The U.S. Senate confirmed Elena Kagan in a floor vote presided over by Minnesota senator and acting Senate president Al Franken. If someone had told you ten years ago that a woman with no judicial experience would make it onto the Supreme Court you would have said no way. A comedian will be president of the Senate before that happens.

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