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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review August 3, 2010 / 23 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arizona hotels and resorts were reported Wednesday doing booming business this summer. The boycotts failed. Pollsters were astounded to learn that hotel guests would rather make their own beds than give illegal immigrants a pathway to citizenship.


Democratic congressmen led by Dennis Kucinich bolted Tuesday and voted against Afghan war funding. The anti-war left could destroy the Obama administration. The TSA has put Jane Fonda on the no-fly list just to make sure she can't get to Kandahar.


Florida Marlins star Chris Coghlan tore a ligament in his left knee while giving a teammate a pie in the face during a post-game interview. The timing is terrible. It's another reason for Michelle Obama to come out against rich desserts.


President Obama was in New York on Wednesday to tape The View and welcome back Barbara Walters to the show. She rushed back from surgery to be there. Barbara is sick of aspiring talk show hosts sneaking into the studio to audition for her job.


President Obama's appearance on ABC's morning talk show The View aired nationwide on Thursday. He loves to do daytime television. Next week he's going on the Jerry Springer Show where old girlfriends from Kenya will accuse him of being a deadbeat dad.


Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law Wednesday making Ronald Reagan's birthday an official California holiday. Republicans had to pinch themselves. It's the first time anything in California's been named after a white guy since Disneyland.


Chelsea Clinton enjoyed a lavish wedding in suburban New York Saturday. The family spent two hundred thousand dollars on security guards and it turned out to be a smart idea. Not once did the father of the bride get near the bridesmaids.


Portland detectives interviewed Al Gore last week about allegations he sexually assaulted a massage therapist four years ago. She'd heard all the stories about him. She lived in terror until the lab tests came back negative for Dutch Elm Disease.


NASA sighted an asteroid headed for Earth in a hundred and sixty-two years. Do the math. This means in one hundred years kids can stop worrying that Social Security won't be there for them and start worrying that they won't be there for Social Security.


Oliver Stone said he will make a movie about Hitler and Stalin that is fair to them. His own beliefs always get in the way. In his George W. Bush movie the studio threatened to cut off funding if he made the coke dealer the moral center of the story.


Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched a fertility drive Wednesday, offering Iranian families nine hundred dollars for every kid they have plus ninety dollars a month for college tuition. It's obviously a CIA plot. U.S. sanctions have been a failure, but our welfare program's sure to bankrupt them before they ever get a nuclear device.

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